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POPSCharlie Watts Quits The Rolling Stones Charlie joined the Rolling Stones in January, 1963. He didn’t expect it would last. In fact, he kept his day job for several months until the band started to feel like a career. Charlie’s decision to quit the band comes a three years short of the Stones 50th anniversary. The Stones A Bigger Bang tour ran from August 2005 to August 2007. It was the highest tour of all-time.
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POPSJesus returns, arrested following sermon
Continued: was his prediction that Liberty University's football team, the Flames, would be roasted in their opening game against the West Virginia University Mountaineers on Saturday, September 7th," said Paul. Members of the angry mob told TheSpoof.com, "That proves he ain't Jesus! Everybody knows the Lord wants Liberty to beat WVU." "Not only that," said an unidentified Virginia State Trooper who had handcuffed the Christ; "The guy looks like a damned A-RAB, maybe even a Jew. He don't even look like Jesus. Everybody knows Jesus Christ has fair skin, light brown hair, and blue eyes!" Police were summoned to the Lynchburg Town Square where the man claiming to be Christ was preaching to "a crowd of druggies, winos, faggots, prostitutes, and homeless people who congregate there," said a man claiming to be the pastor of the Lynchburg First Church of the Nazarene. "Why would the Son of God want to associate with the scum of the earth when we have multi-million dollar churches
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POPSNT alcoholics 'using stimulus cash to buy booze' What is an alcoholic going to spend any money on? Not reported is that obese people were seen buying food, children buying toys, gamblers were gambling and so on ad nausium. (The "stimulus" money was a $1000 for pensioners, carers, per child in a family.) The do-gooders were wanting to write the shopping lists or hand out vouchers.
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POPSDangerous Hacker! The Bitchchecker Story I don't know if you've read this before or not, this is a more than one-year-old story. A self-defined "hacker", enters to an IRC channel and insults people, threatens them. Then finally "attacks" one of the chatters, using the IP number 127.0.0.1 and of course, destroys his own computer :) I didn't clip the whole story, because it's long with some quotes from IRC channel chat logs but I recommend the source site for a good laugh. Mighty Hacker Hacks Himself! :)