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POPSYou Might Be A Redneck If... You paint your car with house paint. Your dog goes "oink!" You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts. You know how to milk a goat. You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time. Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache. Your dog passes gas and you claim it. Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom. You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it. You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside. You think toilet water is exactly that. Your chili's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop. Turning on your lights involves pulling a string. You wore curlers to your wedding so you would look nice at the reception. You have a refrigerator just for beer. Your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. You come back from the dump with more than you took. The trunk of your car is tied
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POPSGovernment Car caused a terrible accident(4 persons died,22 injured)
There's a terrible accident in Kunming,Yunnan province,China. According to Kunming Police Department deputy Su zhizhong said,about 19:50 on 25th,Feb,a black car broke traffic rule to turned left on crossing of Beijing Avenue and Dongfeng Avenue,two trunk avenues in city center.After hit two pedestrians,the car lost control and rammed the crowd on a bus station,crossing sidewalks,which made more people be run down. 4 persons died,22 were injured in the accident so far.Car licence:AA6045,show that it's owned by local government.Official deputy said person be arrested is just a driver of government. But some witnesses saw one more person in the car,people suppose that he is a dignitary,because no one dare to break traffic rule overtly at such a time(7:50pm),in such a place(city center) where're many traffic cops around,except dignitaries of government. Anyway this is just a "guess",we cant get more details because it's said that all local media is not allowed to report this now.