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POPSWoman beats boyfriend with toilet seat for smoking crack The girlfriend tried to take the crack from her boyfriend when she found him in the bathroom of their home smoking crack. After she wouldn't give him the drugs, she grabbed the toilet seat and started hitting him with it. The couple's 8 month old was sleeping in the bedroom while the mother beat his dad silly for doing drugs! The girlfriend was charged (along with her boyfriend) with domestic battery and cocaine possession but she should get a reward! Good for her. He needs to stand up and be responsible now that he is a father. And if he doesn't, then his girlfriend should be able to beat the crap out of him until he gets the message!
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POPSKeeping Score She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?” * You hesitate in responding…..-10 * You reply, “Where?”…..-35 * You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”…..-100 * Any other response…..-20 When she wants to talk about a problem: * You listen, displaying a concerned expression…..0 * You listen, for over 30 minutes…..+5 * You relate to her problem and share a similar experience…..+50 * Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, “…well, what do you think I should do?”…..-100 * You have fallen asleep…..-200 IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH You talk…..-100 You don’t talk…..-150 You spend time with her……-200 You don’t spend time with her…..-500 You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000
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POPSYour Keyboard Could Be Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat Sarah Kidner has some suggestions for cleaning your keyboard: * first shut down and unplug your PC * wipe surfaces with a soft, lightly dampened, lint-free cloth * shake out any dust or food crumbs from the keyboard and disinfect with alcohol wipes.
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POPS Keyboards 'dirtier than a toilet' Wow! This is just dirty! I hate it when people eat at their desks... more so if they don't wash their hands after eating, or eat oily/fried stuff while typing... Just disgusting! What's interesting though, is that the study says "compared to men, on average women have three to four times the amount of germs in, on and around their work area". ! Who'd ever think that possible!? heh
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POPSGore A ``Crook'' Presiding Over An Eco-Business That Pumps Out Cash Allegre doesn't deny that the climate has changed or that extreme weather has become more common. He instead emphasizes the local character of these phenomena. While the icecap of the North Pole is shrinking, the one covering Antarctica -- or 92 percent of the Earth's ice -- is not, he says. Nor have Scandinavian glaciers receded, he says. To play down these differences by basing forecasts on a global average makes no sense to Allegre. Paris bookstores brim with guidebooks -- including one shaped like a toilet seat -- that tell readers how to help save our planet. Yet the dissidents refuse to shut up, even now that Al Gore has won the Nobel Peace Prize and the U.S. government has agreed to negotiate a new global-warming treaty by 2009. Exposing the Global Warming Myth! http://plancktime.blogspot.com/2007/12/gore-called-crook-by-french-education.html
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POPSAmazing home remedies 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. 11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. 12. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.