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POPSAl Gore Goes From "Save The Whales" To "Join The Whales"
"I've finished on one mountain and starting on the second one. We've also got trees planted in Brazil and small gardens planted all over Central America, but I admit that I'm a little behind", he joked as only Al Gore can. "Butt I should be able to catch up by doubling up on the tree planting." Gore said he has made contacts all over the world in his new venture and even helped a family in Afghanistan. "They were growing poppies to sell for opium because they needed the income to feed their families. I suggested that they grow food instead of poppies to begin with and it was like a light bulb...the new fluorescent ones of course, went off in the farmer's head." Gore said the organizing of the new "Join The Whales" will begin this weekend at his home in east Tennessee. "We've got a big room here at the house that five of us can easily fit into." Gore went on to say that himself and Tipper take special pills to cut down on the flatulence, "Our effort to cut down on Global
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POPSGore's 'carbon offsets' paid to firm he owns Gore, whose film warning of a coming cataclysm due to man-made "global warming" won two Oscars, has a mansion in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville that consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year
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POPSMichelle Obama to get massive liposuction to reduce her ass size! Others mentioned that the real reason was the cost of retro-fitting 75 toilets in the White House to accommodate her large ass, as it would would cost taxpayers $10 million dollars! Ben Caudwelt, a spokesman for the President's environmental issues committee, re-assured green-minded supporters that all the fat that was to be removed from Obama's ass would be re-cycled into clean burning bio-diesel fuel and would be enough fuel to give the State of Illinois energy independence for almost a year! Al Gore issued his own statement in support of the Obama camp's 'green' effort and promised to talk to his wife Tipper about her helping Tennessee become as energy independent. The United Truckers Union has promised to have all union trucks using the special fuel display the signage....Ass For Gas! Proudly Powered by Michelle Obama!
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POPSDonated Millions I notice we never heard about this in the media. What a shocker. Maybe we should have arrested him when he committed this atrocity.
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POPSFrank Zappa quotes The first - treating dandruff by decapitation - was pat of Frank's testimony to the PRMC in the mid-80's.
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POPSAl Gore & The Blue Sky Theory I imagine the next piece of junk science propaganda nonsense this world class snake oil salesman will try peddling to a gullible public is that water is wet or war is bad. God help us all.
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POPSIs Hillary a Feminist? - Cheney ask in 2000 Jealous much? I was more disturbed by the comments that followed, how amusing it is to see sexist bigots refer to Hillary as a bigot, etc. A little more on the "2nd Lady", in 2000 she was mentioned as a possible conservative female pick for Republican Vice Presidential nominee on the George W. Bush ticket. The appointed head of the nominating committee was her husband, Dick Cheney, then the CEO of Halliburton, Inc., who eventually emerged as Bush's choice. She repeatedly spoke out against violent and sexually explicit lyrics in popular music, picking up on an issue originally made famous by former Vice President Al Gore and his wife "Tipper". Nice to know she learned something from Tipper Gore.
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POPSAl Gore's statement on winning the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize: Now acknowledged for his contributions with the Nobel Prize, Al-Gore is the single most capable person for the job. His illustrious record for commitment to the climate, protection of the constitution, science and technology progress, opposition to war and abhorrence for selfish capitalism n big business politics are the most desirable qualities America and the whole world needs in the next president. Why Gore? http://www.draftgore.com/free_details.asp?id=46 Spread the WORD!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algore http://www.algore.com/index-splash.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Inconvenient_Truth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore%27s_contributions_to_the_Internet_and_technology http://www.draftgore.com/ http://www.draftgore2008.org/ http://liveearthpledge.org/algore.php
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POPSHow To Get On NYTimes.com This photo appeared this morning at the top of the New York Times home page to accompany a story about Al Gore being named co-winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Remarkably, reader comments were attached immediately below the photo caption. It was the most prominent placement of reader response that I've ever seen on a leading news Web site.
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POPSAl Gore's $100 Million Makeover This man has claimed to be allot of things which he was not, some have conveniently forgotten about that. I think he might have some role identity issues. The current stage he is on with his movie, which in reality IS NOT original, people have been raising the warming issue for quite sometime. One can not rule out the other factor of the earth's cooling/warming phases... He has told the media since he lost the presidential race in 2000 to bush that he was not running again, and yet in every presidential election he has started making some oddball actions for someone who "is not running" . Hmmmm...
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POPSDoes anyone else think PRINCE is a sellout?? musically- Prince-- living legend...but is it just me, or does it seem like nobody is remembering that Prince, the guy that performed the superbowl halftime show---is also the same guy that had the word 'slave' tattood to his face?? i don't think you could dream up a more superficial, publicity event than the halftime show at the superbowl...seems so ironic that just a couple of years back Prince was the king of the 'anti-sellout' movement... and just a couple years later- he has a huge production for the superbowl...