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POPSFood For Thought On Memorial Day What do Americans miss about home when they're stationed abroad? Everything from pizza to sex. Jokes aside, though, it's sobering to think about people just like us in service overseas. Let's try to think about them a little bit more this weekend.
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POPSFOX: The Pants are Off the Girls!!!
"And then Earhardt coyly continues, "Would you like us to wear pants, Brian?" "No, no!" Brian exclaims. (She does have great legs, I admit.) "It's very hard to please Brian," a second female anchor jokes. And then Brian, who sounds like a great guy, announces, "If I were to run for office, I would run on a pro-skirt platform. I am firmly behind the skirts." Another male anchor adds, "You're firmly behind the skirts? Is that what you just said?" At this point, the second female anchor interjects, a bit sternly, "I think you should stop now." Uhhhh...yeah. What's interesting here is that Earhardt said not "we don't wear pants," but "we don't wear the pants." It would have made sense for Earhardt to say "we are feminine, (ergo) we don't wear pants," which of course would not have been actually true but would have been stereotypically true insofar as the Western construct of feminine appearance. But Earhardt says, "here at Fox we like to be feminine, so we don't wear the pants." A
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POPSJokes just jokes An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?" Man: "What sins?" Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?" Man: "I'm Jewish." Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?" Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."
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POPSWeird Facts I figured the Main Menu of this site was better than anything i could say about it. It contains a list of oxymorons which is most complete.
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POPS4 tips for a longer life The man is quite restless, but the doctor continues, "Do you have sex?" "Yeah, once a week or so..., only with my wife!" he adds hurriedly. "As soon as you get out of here you are going to buy twin beds. No more sex for you. None." The man is appalled. "Doc...Are you sure I'm going to live longer this way?" "I have no idea, but whatever you live, I assure you it is going to seem like an eternity!"
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POPSA condom accident So he was more concerned about sex than the safety of his child. What a careless parent?
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POPSConfucius said Wear a tight belt or you run the risk of bursting with laughter while reading these.
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POPSAbby Really is Dear I was never a huge fan of the original Dear Abby, but her daughter Jeanne took over the column when her mother became terminally ill, the tone and attitude of the opinions given began to take a more modern and tolerant direction. I hope you will tale the time to read the entire piece, as it is very interesting and enlightening about the views of the new "Dear Abby."
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