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POPSIn Election 2008, Don't Underestimate This Voting Block He’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding. He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document” open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives. The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him. The Angry White Man is not a metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina — he got his people together and got the hell out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a National Guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.
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POPSYou Might Be A Redneck If... You paint your car with house paint. Your dog goes "oink!" You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts. You know how to milk a goat. You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time. Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache. Your dog passes gas and you claim it. Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom. You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it. You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside. You think toilet water is exactly that. Your chili's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop. Turning on your lights involves pulling a string. You wore curlers to your wedding so you would look nice at the reception. You have a refrigerator just for beer. Your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. You come back from the dump with more than you took. The trunk of your car is tied
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POPSRedneck Wedding -And Other Funny Wedding Pics I know the Redneck Wedding pic is photo-shopped, however...it's still funny because I KNOW PEOPLE LIKE THAT! What is the fascination with Star Wars Wedding Themes? "Alien" and "Jaws" were movie favs of mine (back in the day). I never thought of theming them out for my wedding. Anyway, this is a really excellent Wedding Blog. I got a chuckle from the pictures.