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POPSIn search of a pretty bride The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a wee bit -- not that you can hardly tell -- cross-eyed." The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry." The redneck gave his blessing, so the couple was wed immediately. Months later their first baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the Redneck, "she was just a wee bit -- not that you could hardly tell -- pregnant when you met her."
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POPSFunny Jokes Fun, laughter and entertainment. The latest funnies jokes and quotes. Including lawyer, blonde, women, men, doctor, senior citizen and military jokes and lots of humor.
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POPSThe Dirty / Offensive Joke Clip- Join Me 5562 jokes on 279 pages I will be interjecting Dr SickOff's Jokes as well. Disclaimer: Don't take these jokes personally. Any nigger joke can be transformed into a blonde joke or an Italian joke with ease, or vice-versa. Blowing off steam with jokes prevents war and saves lives :) As for sex and toilet jokes, well, you do have sex and go to the toilet, don't ya? (wink)
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