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POPSAfghan US Embassy Guards Party Down It wasn't that long ago that all our embassies had 100% US Marine guards. That was before the liberals thrust political correctness upon us. I recently paid a visit to our embassy in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, and found the guards there local, surly, slovenly, and with poor English. I felt much less secure in there then when we had Marines on duty. The other despicable items inside were portraits of Obama and Clinton on the wall - those images fit right in with the guards.
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POPSYou Are Being Lied to About Pirates Yes: nuclear waste. As soon as the government was gone, mysterious European ships started appearing off the coast of Somalia, dumping vast barrels into the ocean. The coastal population began to sicken. At first they suffered strange rashes, nausea and malformed babies. Then, after the 2005 tsunami, hundreds of the dumped and leaking barrels washed up on shore.
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POPSHeads Up! A national television audience watched in horror as the abandoned Bush head gathered momentum, becoming a fearsome snowball of fury that tore through banners and left hundreds of dazed activists and crushed cardboard tanks in its wake. One man -- later identified as Rupert Dorkington of Flemsea -- gamely attempted to stop the head but became lodged in its gigantic caricature ear and his legs became wildly flailing projectiles. As of this morning, the gigantic Bush head was being held in Police custody while officials decide its fate. A Downing Street source speaking on condition of anonymity, said that the Blair government was planning to make an official gift of the head to Texas governor Rick Perry.