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POPSObama To Receive Special Nobel Prize For Replacing Einstein's Theory "Now is that solid or ain't it solid? I mean, except for that fart?" "It's solid!" "No little energy atoms with electrons, wantons and morons!" The president then explained what an idiot Einstein actually was but everyone thought he was smart because he knew a lot of long words. So you heard it here first. President Barack Hussein Obama has won a special Nobel Prize, replacing and disgracing that egghead, Einstein and his energy theory. Obama went on to say, "Look we is all mad up of those atoms and electrons...they repel each other...they are racist....its all relative...you know there are 11 other universes...me and Michelle are hoping to retire to one of them."
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POPSRadical Islamist to Lead Unprecedented March Mr Griffin also hailed the development, saying, "this move by the Pak.. I mean the radical Islamists demonstrates that the BNP is now the right choice for Britain's idiots. We stand now as a mainstream Party, offering the opportunity of quality multicultural unfairness to all Britain's morons. As part of the move the BNP's Constitution is to be reviewed to bring it more in line with the teachings of radical Islam. References to 'ragheads' and other potentially Islamic slights are to be removed, with greater emphasis placed instead on the disempowerment of woman. However, both men said they were in agreement that any bits about being Jewish could stay in place. Reports that the cleric intends to stand for Parliament remain unconfirmed.
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POPSThey Still Don't Get It Heartless morons in Illinois. Just had to ruin the driver's day, with a load of BS. I hope those folks never have to deal with the reality of any kind of Cancer in their family. Plus I'd like to know just who turned him in.
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POPSNew York Eagle Scout Suspended From School for 20 Days for Keeping Pocketknife in Car This is the most bogus of all stupid things school administrators perform. They all ought to be fired and suspended without pay before they are fired.....Zero tolerance is Bull....Stupid, morons who run things, have no sense at all at where the people want laws to protect, not to destroy.....Moral of the story: Do Not Let Anyone Search Anything Without a Search Warrant...
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POPSNone Dare Call it Art When 40 months seem a heavy load And every day makes your head explode Read Ott and Steyn and Iowahawk And Life won't feel like such a crock. David Hussein Burge! Mmmm -- mmmm -- mmmm Thanks, DB, I'm proud as hell, Of America -- just like Michelle! We're finally rising from the pits Cuz we elected YOU the King of Wits! David Hussein Burge! Mmmm -- mmmmm -- mmmm! Is This for real? A contest? Panderhawk Oh, Iowahawk! Who leaps into action when all the other blogsters just talk? Iowahawk! Who rushes in where angels fear to walk? Iowahawk! Who packs more irony than any other kid on the block? Iowahawk! Who causes the targets of his incisive satire, whether high or low, left or right, real or imaginary, to throw up their figuratively blood-stained hands and squawk? Iowahawk! Oh, Iowahawk, Your intelligence compares favorably to sixties Star Trek character Spock! Your masculine beauty is without any flaw or pock!
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POPSBest Tea Party Signs from DC, via Twitter # http://twitpic.com/hj2jd - 'Nat'l HC is like a hospital gown. You think you're covered, but you're not' # http://twitpic.com/hi0ln - Politicians beware 2010 and 2012 # http://twitpic.com/hhxy4 - Cute boys: "Quit spending money I haven't earned yet" # RT @Heminator: RT @jordangehrke best sign of the day: "The road to hell is a shovel ready project." # http://twitpic.com/hhmx0 - "Not all registered nurses heart Ocare" # http://twitpic.com/hhmse - "Your speech was a lie. You know it. We know it. What's next?" # http://twitpic.com/hhmnc - "Yes he can! Spread the wealth! Socialism you can count on" # http://twitpic.com/hhmfv - "Astroturf my ass!" # http://twitpic.com/hhmbv - Cute girl. Also "God-fearing, gun-toting and flag waving." # http://twitpic.com/hhm25 - Gas $264, Hotel $409, Taking back my country? Priceless. # http://twitpic.com/hhlx1 - You can't fix stupid but you can vote them out.
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POPSRally for Rights Kathy Harper is typical of the morons who yell loudest but don't think. She was probably praying when they were teaching the Constitution in one of those "state run schools". Here's a reminder: "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare..." It's that little phrase about the general welfare! My guess is that after being shown this she still wouldn't walk away. What idiots. Sound and fury and no substance at all.
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POPSCreationists are Morons I'm tired of sugar-coating it any longer. The clip title says it all. These people are fools. Not only that but they're willfully ignorant, which is worse. I have serious doubts if any amount of education can help these people. They're so mired in their myths that if the truth bit them in the ass they'd claim it was Satan nipping at their bottoms. Keep in mind, this is the same pool that spawns Deathers, Birthers, and Ten-ers. The whole lot should be ridiculed, marginalized, and shown to be the knuckle draggers that they are. Phew!
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POPSKennedy’s Death: “One Less Socialist,” “Good Riddens”
First of all, I have to admit Sarah Palin did show some class in her thoughts on the passing of Ted Kennedy. But her followers, well, that’s a different story. It is no surprise that there are people who hated everything Ted Kennedy stood for. But to express this kind of hate upon learning he died is crass and graceless. One commenter said: "Now if we could just talk God into taking Arlin Spector, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi America would be Eutopia!" Unbelievable. A person died people. Take a break, go to your corners, show some class, and then come out swinging. Is it asking for too much to expect some civility towards the family? After all he was a fellow American doing what he thought was right for this county. I hate what Bush and company did to this country but I would not wish them dead. Maybe I’m being crass for bringing it up, but I’m preparing for the hate for standing up for him, I was no big fan of this guy after what he did to Mary Jo Kopekne and got
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POPSFreepers, Birthers, Morons of all stripe, You didn't get mad... From the author: “You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.” “Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok, but helping other Americans? Well, that’s what you finally get mad about.” You’ve got to admit, he’s got a point. Oh, sure we heard rumblings for a very short time about most of the things he pointed out in the clip but the biggest outrage by far is over health care for everyone.
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POPSOut of the mouths of Babes - and odd fellows One poof and he ought to be gone, but life is not that simple. If he thinks living on £64k per year is miserly, then he ought to be a former SBS veteran existing on less than £5k - but we should not forget private incomes, expenses, now watered down and proposed receipt free...No, not the veteran you morons, this parasite little odd fellow.
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POPSObama predicts 'sensible' health care win "We have a broken immigration system. Nobody denies it," Obama said. But politically and legislatively, the matter stands behind health care, energy legislation and an overhaul of financial regulatory rules on Obama's first-term agenda. "It's very important for us to sequence these big initiatives in a way where they don't all just crash at the same time," he said. We do not have a broken immigration system - what we do have is a bunch of weak-ass morons who haven't the guts to enforce our immigration laws - including when GWB was in office.
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POPSSo what the hell is it, anyway? What the hell is with this etherial "legitimacy" that Right-Wing Nutbars like Scott Santis is so scared for people like Kim Jong Il getting? How does getting a pissed-off Bubba Clinton breathing down his neck make the wingnuts so scared and shaking in their boots? What the hell are they trying to accomplish by not acknowledging that evil exists in the world? Or are they just trying to scare the government into being a miserable old coot that sticks its fingers in its ears and screams "Lalalalala!!" whenever someone mentions the idea of actually talking to their enemies. Without talking to people, all you accomplish is senseless death and destruction. Enough with this phoney-balogny "legitimacy" boogieman. It's meaningless. Just laugh in the faces of the morons when they start whining about it. Show them how ridiculous they're being.
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POPSMichael Barone Michael Barone is more a scholar than a pundit/commentator. It's impossible to argue with him since he has all in the info at his fingertips. Here, he points out the benefits of US-style free enterprise in medicine. He also shows how other nations free-ride on US creativity and investment even as they call us right-wing morons.
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POPSBaird to skip town hall 'lynch' mentality Amazing the arrogance of the hopelessly stupid, they still just don't get it. Citizens who do not like their agenda are reduced to crazy lynch mobs! I think these kind of statements will come back and bite these morons on the butt.
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POPSUS to Enter New Dark Age: When Giants Fall? Don't know about this. On one hand I think the USA was in worst situations before and managed to rise again, albeit a bit bumped, battered, and bruised, but definitely not Knocked out. Let's see there was waaay back when we had to fight for independence, there was WW1, WW2, etc....
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POPSThe War on Achievement 
Recently at a townhall, when a woman asked whether she would have been able to get a pacemaker for her 99 y/o mother, Obama responded by saying her mother could have just taken painkillers (re: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-dQfb8WQvo ). This illustrates what a lot of people have started to realize about Obama: He’s a moron. That’s why his health care plans are not winning popular support; from his handling of the economy people know he’s a moron and they know health care will only be made worse. They worry if they let Obama loose in a hospital, he’ll eat all the lollipops, chew on the wiring, and get a bio-hazard bucket stuck on his head. And if Obama chases a ball into traffic, a spare moron, Biden, is waiting. Govt. is full of morons who couldn’t make in the private sector just waiting to get their stupid on everything. You don’t want your life in their hands. What Republicans need to do is just keep Obama away from important things so he doesn’t hurt himself and others.
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