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POPSDemon Descends on College Demons allegedly took possession of a student at a N. Georgia college. Later in the day a troupe of gnomes trampled the gladiolas outside the student union building while just this morning a renegade unicorn was rumored to be harassing a pagan sacrifice on the quad. The Ghost Busters have been contacted.
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POPSTalking Rationally About Evil Spirits The irony is mind boggling. Many people in the world believe in "evil" as something that is present like an invisible fog that makes ordinary people do heinous things against their will. What a bunch of BS. How is this materially different from a belief in astrology or phrenology? Yet, these sophisticated people talk about this absurd notion like they were discussing school rezoning. It's about time that folks begin asking meaningful questions about such lunacy. Just because the idea of evil exists (like the idea of gnomes) does not mean that it is a causative agent in peoples actions. The causative agent is to be found in the thought processes of the individual, not in some sham force.
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POPSStorage Search Engine No matter what your website is about, whether it sells ebooks, yard gnomes or units for self storage search engine crawlies will be able to follow the links that are included on each page and visit those sites for more keywords.
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POPSGnomes be gone! These are kind of awesome and I bet they could be used to get rid of those pesky flamingoes too! (insert evil laugh here)
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POPSGnomes In Crisis current climate, gnomes receive no legal protection or aid. They don't even receive fishing rod subsidies anymore." "We hope this report will highlight the plight of a much loved, and greatly under-rated garden figure." Download the report (pdf) here If you feel strongly about the protection of gnomes, we urge you to write to your MP asking them to support an EU directive to place all gnomes under the protection of the Pope.
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POPSShips in Custody Bail Out?! O.K - That's the weirdest story I've ever heard. Ships in custody? Bail? "The release of its ship"?! Is it me, or does it sound like an April Fool Day prank executed too late?
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POPSSuper Secret Agent CIA Satellite Scam These people believed that secret agents would administer medicine to them as they slept? Yeah, and if you leave $800,000 under your pillow for the Tooth Fairy, the Underpants Gnomes will make you a tinfoil tiara.
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POPSSanta claus and Fly Agaric It's only a hypothesis, but that's strange to see a red and white man flying with reindeer who let a shiny trace behind them. Anyway Santa has several origins (The catholic saint, the kings who brought presents to the Christ for example) I had not enough space for the critics on this hypothesis (part of the same document): One scholar researching possible links between religious myths and the red mushroom notes, "If Santa Claus had but one eye , or if magic urine had been a part of his legend, his connection to the Amanita muscaria would be much easier to believe."
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POPSAbducted I love a good gnome clip, I had seen a few recently on a story I almost clipped myself, so I thought I'd make an alternative one, along the same lines as this happens quite often to hundreds of gnomes worldwide! Sadly, most are never reunited with their families, :(
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POPSbunny suicides ! More bunny suicide ideas at site. My personal favorite is "DEATH by bearded man with a pointed hat."
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POPSThe Gnomish Crusade When Blizz' isn't able to give the Gnomes a role in the WoW and BC-Trailers, it has to be done by the players...