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POPSPresidential Address Drinking Game! # “Resolve.” — Take a shot. # Camera stops on various “opposition” figures such as Cantor: If you’re male, do a line of meth. # “Discipline.” — Take a very careful shot. # Camera stops on Hero Pilot “Andrew” Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger III: Women and children take a drink, men go outside and have a smoke. # “Breaking ground.” — One manly gulp. # “Infrastructure.” — Two sips and check the fridge for supplies. # Any mention of the Taliban: Put a “burqa” (pillowcase) over the heads of any women and gaily drink with your male friends. # “Aggressive action.” — Chug a beer or glass of wine. # Any variation of “best days are ahead.” — Finish all the booze in the house, weep.