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POPSAutonomous Cookie Monster Imagine...you are a small child...you open a present and this cookie monster is inside...you are all happy and excited because your favorite character off of sesame street is now your own personal toy...then...it starts following you. Freaking creepy.
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POPS100% edible googly eyes from Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories Gotta love the Evil Mad Scientists. More from the original: It has been clear for some time that a great many foods are improved by the judicious application of googly eyes. Obviously the one flaw in that scheme-- up to now-- has been that the foods were no longer edible. Removing this restriction opens a world of possibilities. As with many new technologies, the applications are nearly endless, and only time will tell whether this development ever sees its true potential.
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POPSCOOKIE MONSTER SEARCHES DEEP WITHIN HIMSELF AND ASKS: IS ME REALLY MONSTER?
BY ANDY F. BRYAN...he continues: "Me thinks me have serious problem. Me thinks me addicted. But since when it acceptable to call addict monster? It affliction. It disease. It burden. But does it make me monster? How can they be so callous? Me know there something wrong with me, but who in Sesame Street doesn't suffer from mental disease or psychological disorder? They don't call the vampire with math fetish monster, and me pretty sure he undead and drinks blood. No one calls Grover monster, despite frequent delusional episodes and obsessive-compulsive tendencies. And the obnoxious red Grover—oh, what his name?—Elmo! Yes, Elmo live all day in imaginary world and no one call him monster. No, they think he cute. And Big Bird! Don't get me started on Big Bird! He unnaturally gigantic talking canary! How is that not monster? Snuffleupagus not supposed to exist—woolly mammoths extinct. His very existence monstrous. Me least like monster. Me maybe have unhealthy obsession, but me no monst
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POPSWTF? How sad is this? The article then goes on about a "clearly depressed Oscar the Grouch" being another problem. I am depressed enough to now want a cookie.
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POPSCookie Monster's first appearance This funny computer video, titled Coffee Break Machine, was created by Jim Henson in 1967 as an IBM training video. At the time, the monster was named "Arnold the Munching Monster". When Henson added Arnold to the Sesame Street cast a few years later, he changed his color to blue, renamed him to Cookie Monster, and made him less scary.
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POPSHalloween Recipes (from Family Fun) There are some great ideas here. I particularly like the: Monster Brains in Skulls to Die For (Guacamole served in the skull of a squash - I would use my own guacamole recipe as this on isn't vegan): http://familyfun.go.com/recipes/fami...0900monbrains/ Bat Chips (I would maybe season these with some mexican spices - although that might make a mess of the guac.): http://familyfun.go.com/recipes/spec...0batchips.html Hallo-Bean Salad (I would probably use a homemade vinaigrette with olive oil, lime juice, cumin, chili power and garlic): http://jas.familyfun.go.com/recipefi...splay?id=50279