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Palin Supports Billing Rape Victims For Services Rendered
orgone_bosco
by orgone_bosco  9-27-2008    1
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Pollie Waffles 2
tdsmum
by tdsmum  9-13-2008   
 Pollie Waffles Polly Waffles, Obama Waffles http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8F9DFFE3-788D-4A3C-833F-B69FD5051A83/
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Not so funny comedians
notareargunner
by notareargunner  9-9-2008   
 The Yanks have fallen on their own sword. Had they seen George Brand's so-called act, they would have know that he definitely is not a comedian, just a self opinionated weirdo. When he talks of retards he talks from a position of strength, until he attacks the President so vehemently. He should be attacking a process that allow an individual to illegally claim the position. As for Black Presidents? Notareargunner has lived under several, Mugabe, Kaunda just to name two. The two despots were even unfit for Britain's Nu Lieber Party. Now there's a statement.
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Go home Brand
sillysam
by sillysam  9-9-2008    4
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BBC program Links Temporal lobe to Spituality
papananook
by papananook  8-22-2008    2
 Now. I find this stuff fascinatin'! Well worth looking at the BBC videos! I'm not so sure about the text from LJ--kind of a dilletante, that one... Bein' an old Hippie who did a lot of psychedelic drugs (a long time ago--and I'm alive and well 'cuz I avoided Coke and other dumbass drugs) ...so the value of my "spiritual" experiences may be directly correlated with the types of "divine" chemicals i took like psylocibin, peyote, LSD and the good herb Pakalolo---or as the guy says in the last video--it may be God's way of giving us an antenna towards the Divine and doesn't make the experience any less real or important. Developing a Spiritual consciousness rather than the mundane, everyday patterns of thought is quite important, neh? I find that I can get some of the same results by meditating (if I do it with regularity and depth, losing the "I")...of course it's not as much fun without the colors and stuff but just as meaningful, if not more. But then I didn't use drugs as recreation b
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that pesky liberal media bias..
nomereveneerofvanity
by nomereveneerofvanity  8-22-2008   
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Crotchety Kristol mad at Bush: Complains about “propaganda” being used in China
ratilfar
by ratilfar  8-12-2008   
 There is a saying in Spanish: "Siempre habla el que menos puede." In other words, filthy hypocrites should keep their mouths shut!
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Rapper Ludacris - Obama Is Here Video
merrie
by merrie  7-31-2008   
 Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., and rapper Ludacris met in the senator’s Chicago office. The rapper said talking to the politician was like meeting with a relative. paint the White House black and I’m sure that’s got ‘em terrified McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped Ball up all of his speeches and I throw em like candy wrap cause what you talking I hear nothing even relevant and you the worst of all 43 presidents get out and vote or the end will be near the world is ready for change because Obama is here! cause Obama is here The world is ready for change because Obama is here!
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Washington diary: Political humour
Mikeylito
by Mikeylito  7-18-2008   
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McCain Jokes about Killing Iranians ... AGAIN
papananook
by papananook  7-10-2008    5
 McCain reminds me of a cross between Yosemite Sam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFsnZdn1Ho and Peppermint Patty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGQ2WvjvTHA . Yosemite Sam being the gunslinger on the Bugs Bunny cartoon with a bad temper and Peppermint Patty the dim-witted, D-minus grade-getting talkative character on the Charlie Brown show who was always putting her foot in her mouth. I think those two cartoon characters had a kid and named him John McCain.
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NRA Finds Huckabee's Obama Joke Not Funny
zizzy
by zizzy  5-16-2008    2
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Jenna Bush to have Country Wedding
Blogtainment
by Blogtainment  3-14-2008   
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Americans Are Smart - NO THEY ARE NOT!
thinkingblue
by thinkingblue  3-11-2008   
 Bill Maher's Friday March 7, 2008 episode of New Rules, says it all. Bill states, "Politicians have got to stop saying, AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN THAT!" Bill bellows, "NO THEY ARE NOT!" And oh, is he ever so correct in that statement. Read the article http://thinkingblue.blogspot.com/ & judge for yourself. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US AMERICANS? HOW DID WE GET SO DUMB? It is truly an embarrassment. But what can you expect when these same Americans voted in for their Commander-In-Cheif, one of the stupidest boneheads ever to walk this planet. I'm not saying Dubya is mentally incompetent but he is so dumb his presence sparked a slew of YO PRES' SO DUMB... jokes: Now enjoy Bill Maher's NEW RULES for March 7, 2008 http://www.thethinkingblue.com/dumbdown.html OR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsOHSHSzNBw Read article: http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/3/11/embarrassingly-stupid-americans-one-in-five-believes-sun-revolves-around-earth.aspx
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Ralph Wiggum Launches '08 Presidential Run [VIDEO]
Rasmus
by Rasmus  1-8-2008   
 Future is yellow.
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Al Gore: Funny quotes
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  12-11-2007   
 "The White House has now released military documents that they say prove George Bush met his requirements for the National Guard. Big deal, we've got documents that prove Al Gore won the election." --Jay Leno "There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots." --David Letterman "In a speech over the weekend, Al Gore brutally attacked President Bush and his policies. You see, if Al Gore really wants President Bush to lose in 2004, instead of attacking Bush, he should endorse him. Look what it did for the Dean campaign." --Jay Leno
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Funny quotes on steroid use in baseball
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-18-2007   
 Here is another one: "Former baseball star Jose Canseco has a new book out. It’s a tell-all autobiography in which he claims he injected his former teammate -- superstar Mark McGwire -- with steroids. He also claims that President Bush, who was then a co-owner of the Texas Rangers, was aware of steroid use among players. A White House spokesperson says Bush was not aware of it -- nor was he aware of most anything during the early '90s. Mark McGwire vehemently denies the accusation – he got so angry when he heard about it, he picked up his house and threw it onto the freeway." --Jimmy Kimmel
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Bill Maher on president Bush's re-election
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-17-2007   
 Priceless or pricey!
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Multiple uses of condom
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-16-2007   
 So don't throw your condoms away. Keep them for rainy days.
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Jay Leno on Pratibha Patil's election
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-13-2007    1
 Another pun at president Bush by Jay Leno.
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The busted robbers
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-9-2007    4
 Its better to have an intelligent enemy than to have a stupid friend.
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New Poll Suggests Stephen Colbert Should Be Frontrunner Within a Month!
Geshizar
by Geshizar  10-26-2007    1
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Bush Jokes About WMD
debbyski
by debbyski  10-19-2007    14
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Obama & Cheney - Kissing Cousins? - No and Yes
Jorjor
by Jorjor  10-17-2007    1
 This sort of thing happens when you go back far enough. It's been said that most US presidents are distantly related to the British royal family. I have two presidential relatives in one branch of my own family tree. I wonder, though, how the people who have been needling Obama about his middle name and making jokes about "Obama bin Laden are going to react to this.
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Sexy Advertising
vandamonium
by vandamonium  10-15-2007   
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Iraq War
ayoom
by ayoom  9-23-2007   
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Democratic Senator Al Franken: Doggone It, People Like Him
BobbyRutan
by BobbyRutan  9-15-2007    2
 I'd watch a lot more C-Span if I knew Al Franken would be speaking.
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Going to Sun
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  8-29-2007   
 They are so intelligent. They deserve a place in Bush administration.
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The Best Quote of 2006
amothindisguise
by amothindisguise  8-18-2007    7
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More Bush
lifecyce1898
by lifecyce1898  7-30-2007    1
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Bush clothng label
lifecyce1898
by lifecyce1898  7-30-2007   
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A Word of advice from dad
Bluephoenix4
by Bluephoenix4  7-16-2007    1
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Unemployed Philosophers Find Way to Mock People and Make Money!
Lola_satin
by Lola_satin  7-3-2007   
 While in D.C. I happened upon a toy called a "Smush Bush," brilliant idea really, whenever I am angry at bush, I just squeeze it out of this Smushy Bushy. So this led me to find out who had this clever idea.. Turns out they have a website with a million equally funny toys and useful gadgets! So.. if anyone is looking to get me something for my 21st Birthday, well... here is the place to go. So not only does that solve your gift giving conundrum for my most important of birthdays, but it also supports... Unemployed Philosphers who make spend their time making incredibly useful objects like cups that when warmed show how the earth will look after global warming has taken effect! Like I said Brilliant with a capital "B." So please support these wonderful people who have this to say about their work on their website: "We have discovered that people seem to really like the giants of our educations reduced to little finger puppets, mugs and witty jokes. (Alright, we really should l
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Short Cuts 07-25
cniq_cniq
by cniq_cniq  6-27-2007   
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How to catch a lion
tron2007
by tron2007  6-26-2007    1
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When Bush said Abracadabra!
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  6-18-2007   
 Threat of global warming tackled with a cold war. I think this is a practical solution. Will bring the temperatures down.
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George Bush's Driver
bockii
by bockii  6-18-2007   
 Jokevault.blogspot.com is full of hilarious jokes, including a birthday joke competition this month
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The brainless Texan
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  6-17-2007    2
 Looks like the Texan doctor beat the other three.
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U.S. Presidents and the Great Wizard
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  6-4-2007   
 Some guys never learn, do they?
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Another Indication That Bush is a Sociopath
zasel
by zasel  6-1-2007    2
 There have been any number of indications that Bush is a sociopath. He does not seem to really be able to relate to the emotions, feelings or consequences of his actions. I sensed this the first time when I noticed that even when this president talks about war, death, blood and guts, he still keeps a hint of a smirk on his face. He also giggles at the most inappropriate occasions. And now here he was, meeting with grieving mothers of sons who were killed in his Iraq war. He hands them a memento of their visit in the form of a presidential coin, and then jokes with them about selling the coin on eBay. Another indication of not connecting with the feelings or emotions of others, or how his words effect those around him.
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Short Cuts 07-21
cniq_cniq
by cniq_cniq  5-27-2007    1
 Jay Leno: President Bush’s approval numbers have dropped as low as 28 percent. That’s the lowest for any president since... Jimmy Carter, so he knows what he’s talking about. ... Now Jimmy Carter is backtracking. He now says that his comments were “misinterpreted.” I’m sure the phrase “the worst in history” can be taken any number of ways. ... A nature watchdog group says that we have five years to fix global warming or face catastrophic consequences. Like the possibility of another Al Gore movie.
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