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POPSIts Hip to be Round Huh. Good to know. In that case, i'm springin for the double scoop of pralines n' cream henceforth...this summer just got better!
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POPSRipt: Man-girdle t-shirt for the soft-&-jiggly crowd You're a soft, sedentary, non-active guy. You drive a desk, ride home in a personal automobile, and play videogames depicting strong active men running around with guns & knives. You've got a sugar-cola in your glass, fried crap on your plate, and 873 hours of entertainment waiting on your TiVo in front of your big-screen TV. You've also got a spare tire that came off a tractor trailer and a back that spasms in pain if you try to lift anything heavier than a jumbo box of cookies. What you need is a man-girdle t-shirt.
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POPSBeer Belly That is exactly what beer doing to the body and the author knows it, but unable to overcome his addiction. Publishing this photostream and joking about this he is subconsciously trying to find the light in the end of a tunnel. It's never late...
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POPSThief, not Santa, found stuck in chimney He obviously doesn't know that chimneys aren't designed with Santa in mind. He spent 10 hours 'like a grub in a cocoon." They then spent 90 minutes with a jackhammer getting him out. Central Australia can be one of the hottest and driest places in the world He probably thought he could get into the bar, and drink free beer. He was Soooo close, but he wouldn't have been able to raise a spit, with a mouth full of soot . All he could do was dream of beer . (I wonder if he had a beer gut?) Maybe the authorities will charge him when they stop laughing.
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POPSPregnant? Backache? It could be worse It could be worse rarely seems like much consolation, but one example of the difference the back adaptations, is that half way through a pregnancy the weight can shift to be carried by the back in the same way a man can't carry a beer gut of the same weight (Luckily beer is reputed to be an excellent remedy for back ache-either you stop feeling any pain, or you have to lie down and take some weight off.)