clipped from www.altpenis.com

According to a 2001 report in Russian newspaper Pravda, doctors in Russia have succeeded in growing a new penis on a young man’s arm. The young man (identified only as Malik) did in fact urinate on a high voltage line, and his Russian love machine was converted to a small pile of soot. To make the new penis, a cut was made on Malik’s forearm and a 12 cm (5 inch) latex tube was inserted and slowly expanded until it took on the shape of a penis. The appendage was then excised, fashioned with an artificial urethra and stitched into its rightful place.

Now, why the forearm, you might ask? Well a casual glance will tell you. The underside of the forearm is about the only hairless place on the male body. The last thing anybody wants is a furry dick.

Alright, it’s a fake dick and that’s obviously not as much fun as the real deal, but you’ll be able to piss out of it and that’s saying something.

But what if you want to have sex, Can you? The answer to that is a very qualified yes.