clipped from blogs.reuters.com

Memo to fashion show staff:

I blame only myself. Some of you TOLD me we should print out detailed dressing instructions, but I guess I just gave our models too much credit.

Now, you take that lovely dress with the dramatic flared high collar in back. Quite regal looking, when worn properly.

Unfortunately, Rita put it on backwards, which meant a) folks in the audience laughed until Pellegrino came out their nose, and b) tragically, Rita couldn’t see the end of the runway.

Okay, so we need to make sure this back-front confusion gets sorted out by this afternoon’s show, when all of our dresses are backless…