I believe they call it "the tyranny of the present." This is the season of solidarity for climate change contrarians and global warming skeptics.
Take my brother, Chuck, who's been digging out of his driveway in upstate New York non-stop since Halloween. After powering down the snow blower, Chuck recently explained to me that all this global warming hoopla is a conspiracy to redistribute American wealth to developing nations, under the auspices of the U.N. (which just happens to put out all those horrifying projections about climate change run amok–coincidence? You decide).