You’re on the FriendFeed website and find yourself refreshing the page rather than waiting for the auto-refresh. F5 is worn out. You realize you need to turn off Twitter or FriendFeed to get any work done. Problem is, you “realized” that an hour ago, too. You get overly excited when you get a new follower. You find yourself typing “@” to reply to people, even if its in an email. You are bored and confused whenever there is another Twitter outage. You have Twhirl or Alert Thingy set to start automatically on boot up. Your blog hasn’t been updated in awhile, but you’ve been Twittering like crazy. You feel the strong need to check up on FriendFeed or Twitter before going to bed at night. Or perhaps on your laptop IN bed. First thing you do when you get home from date night with the wife is check Twitter or FriendFeed. You put your Twitter handle on your business card. Bonus: You seriously discuss the nationalization of Twitter.
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