We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are
confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill
of No Rights.
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire
them, but No one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This nation
is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you!
You may leave the room, change the channel, express a different opinion,
etc., But the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
Accept it.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect
the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently
wealthy.
ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness.
