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Kid We Most Want to See Drink Bleach: Taylor, 10, Georgia

In this episode, Greg calls pageant-queen-who-reminds-the-kids-she's-a-pageant-queen a "little bitch," and we kind of have to agree. Cute as a button, Town Council member Taylor solves problems by screaming "Deal with it!" and walking away. Her quotes from this episode:

"As the upper class, we don't really have to work to get our paychecks. We can laze around all day!"

"President Bush today? He's like kinda bossy and kinda mean sometimes? Because if you wanna run a country like we're runnin' this town, you have to be bossy to get people's attention."

(When told she thinks she's "the queen"): "I am a queen, I'm a pageant queen!"

At the end of this episode, the kids revolt against Taylor ("You're doing a bad job! Deal with it!"), demanding the Kid Nation equivalent of impeachment. But justice is deferred when Taylor cries and says she'll try harder, the kids cheer for her, and it's over. Drink bleach, pageant queen!