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POPSSmartest President Evah Please Mr. Postman Oh yes, wait a minute, Mr. Postman Way-ay-ay-ait, Mr. Postman Please, Mr. Postman, look and see If I qualify for surgery I've been waiting a mighty long time Just to hear from that doctor of mine There must be some word today About my much-needed hospital stay Please, Mr. Postman, look and see What are my chances of mortality? I've been standing here waiting, Mr. Postman So-oh-oh unhealthy For just a word from my physician Saying he'll be getting 'round to me Please, Mr. Postman, look and see If it's a gurney or a hearse for me I'd like to ask, if you really don't mind For just a minute of a specialist's time So many days you passed me by If I don't get help soon, I'll probably die You wouldn't stop to make me feel better I've got worse health care than an Irish Setter Please, Mr. Postman, look and see What are my chances, oh yeah, of recovery? You know, it's been so long Yeah, since I heard 'bout those lab tests of mine
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POPSAmerican Bacon A fan of bacon, creator of PocketBacon, made this work to celebrate the quintessential rebellious American food -- Bacon. "Bacon is sex in a skillet," Dan Philips of the Grateful Palate once said. "It's the ultimate aphrodisiac for all living things. Except pigs, of course."
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