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POPS Pee Wee Obama's Big Adventure
As a reference point when Bill Clinton went to Asia for a week in 2000, that trip alone cost $63 million for all of the necessities of a glutton White House. Don't think for a second that the gluttonous Obama's are saving one dime. I ask people to remember Ronald Reagan vacationing at the Reagan Ranch. I ask people to remember George H. W. Bush who vacationed Kennebunkport at his family house. I ask people to remember George W. Bush in vacationing at his Texas ranch. Those properties were all paid for and did not cost $40,000 in rent. These Republicans if you recall liked to ride horse in Reagan, fish in Bush 41 and Bush 43 liked running a chainsaw. All cheap entertainment. There was never any entourage of pigs in family and friends seeing who could suck an expensive vacation off the US taxpayers. All three of these Republican Presidents dealt with economic catastrophes and understood the value of every cent they were spending. Yet Obama rolls in and can't find
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POPSBrigadier General Barack H. Obama, Operation Minivan Pool I would provide him a force of 30,000, which is fully 75% of a 110% commitment. When you multiply it out, that's... let's see... that's almost an 83% total commitment to mission success! Not only that, I also pledged to provide you with all the healthy snacks and juice boxes you will need until the designated 5:30 pickup time. As an extra bonus to help you out, I secured a commitment of 10,000 additional special troops from our European allies. In fact, I think I see one of them in the back seat -- there in the blue bicycle helmet. What's your name son? Pierre? That's... okay... okay, Pierre, please stop crying. Yes, I promised Mr. Sarkozy you'll be home soon. Now before we back out of the driveway, we must ask ourselves an important question: who hasn't gone to the bathroom? Raise your hands now, because we have a long drive ahead of us. Nobody? Sure? Because man, after that third cup of coffee I'm thinking I better make a safety pee. I'll be right back,
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POPSTrue Wisdom That's it! The next time I take a leak I'll remind myself that I'm a truly godly man. And we wonder about the intelligence coming from this segment of the population. This revelation of pissing position is sure to seal the deal that America is truly a Christian Nation©.
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POPSMore Fox News Lies I actually watched the episode in question and David did not urinate on the Jesus painting. The painting, which was placed adjacent to the toilet, received a splash of water/urine while David was urinating into the toilet. There is a vast difference between what was reported and what occurred. I included some comments by the "outraged" Christians who commented on this "story". Fox "News" accomplished their purpose by infuriating their gullible viewers. I feel piety for people like this who are being led around by the nose.
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POPSBenign Prostatic Hyperplasia (BPH) The prostate is a small gland that surrounds the neck of the bladder and urethra in men. It creates semen. The prostate gland may enlarge over the years because of hormonal changes and some nutritional deficiencies. It can then create pressure on the urethra.
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POPSG-spot frisky fun facts 10) People often say massaging the G-spot leads to multiple orgasms, but this can be achieved by clitoral stimulation too
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POPSPee Wee Herman On Jay Leno Pee Wee Herman On Jay Leno: Drew Barrymore was the first to take a few laps around the track while Paul Reubens, better known as Pee-wee Herman, and sportscasters Bob Costas and Al ... Pee wee herman on jay leno, paul reubens, pee wee herman, pee wee herman ring, pee wee herman jay leno, pee wee herman married.
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POPSA Festival of Pee Please do not drop cigarette butts at the base of the monument as the pee makes them soggy and rather difficult to light
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POPSLies, and The pee-Resident Who Tells Them The deceased’s sister testified that the insurer reinstated her brother’s coverage following intervention by the Illinois Attorney General’s Office. She testified that her brother received a prescribed stem-cell transplant within the desired three- to four-week “window of opportunity” from “one of the most renowned doctors in the whole world on the specific routine,” that the procedure “was extremely successful,” and that “it extended his life nearly three and a half years.” That’s just one of them. There are more. With this Pinocchio-nose piece of shit, there always is. Fact-Checking the President http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203440104574409501904118682.html?mod=rss_opinion_main
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POPSBo, the White House Dog 'Dumped' The baths, used up to 5 times a day during the spiritual holiday, before each prayer call, became a constant chore for the Secret Service Agents delegated to insure that the bath water was always at the right temperature, and purer than the bottled imported water favoured by the First Lady. Bo, the lovable retriever, who remained largely ignored after the first few photo ops in the rose garden, was forced to entertain himself due to lack of attention. Imagine his delight, when during investigation for discarded chicken and rib bones under the Obama Dining Table, he was able to find 17 private pools for his canine delight! Bo, who is black, is said to be happy in his new home and doesn't feel that his 'dumping' was racially motivated.
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POPSpee in the shower campaign An environmental campaign in Brasil is encouraging people to pee in the shower to reduce water usage. According to their calculations, cutting down on one flush per day can cut your yearly water usage by 4380 litres. In Sao Paolo they hope to save up to 1500 litres of water per second!
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