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Food Songs
hamjoker
by hamjoker  9-7-2009   
 Ever since I've been on this diet people are saying I'm obsessed with food. I'm not, but any time I switch on to the local radio station they're playing a song that reminds me how hungry I am. This morning there was the following - (Please add any food songs that I've missed!)
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Fox News jokes about Obama being assassinated
faramarzb
by faramarzb  5-26-2008   
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CNN Fact Checks Last Saturday's SNL Obama-Razzing Skit
billpar
by billpar  11-10-2009    1
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Print Augmented
malburns
by malburns  11-11-2009   
 Thge press take to enhanced realism
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6 Most Annoying Coworker Types
Kelika
by Kelika  11-9-2009    2
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Oakland's Peerless Coffee is still going strong
Lexica
by Lexica  11-6-2009   
 More: Peerless' cupping room, in fact, might be the most charming around, with the same furniture that John Vukasinovich used decades ago lining its cramped quarters, along with a shiny new spittoon - essential for cupping. "We thought for hygienic purposes, we should retire the old one," jokes George Jr. Perhaps it will last into the next generation - there's already a fourth in the wings. Will Kristina's oldest son, 7-year-old John William, become the family's next great cupper? "I hope," George Jr. says with smile. "Bring him on."
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Something to laugh at!
shaor
by shaor  11-5-2009   
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100 THINGS RESTAURANT STAFFERS SHOULD NEVER DO [PART1]
ellington
by ellington  11-4-2009   
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You know you are from TANZANIA when
inagatt
by inagatt  7-14-2007   
 so true
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For ‘Big Bang’s’ Sheldon, the nerd is the word
wiccantexan
by wiccantexan  11-3-2009    3
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Halloween Joke
bookwormy
by bookwormy  10-31-2009    3
 One of those "Whatever" jokes. HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL YOU CLIPPERS!!
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It's Funny Because It's True
chestnut501
by chestnut501  10-17-2009   
  Research proves that the things we find funny often reveal somewhat hidden beliefs we hold.
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PC cliche
Angie66
by Angie66  10-27-2009   
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Classroom follies
murieleileen
by murieleileen  10-22-2009    2
 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.
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Angel Of The Skies
sahara
by sahara  10-25-2009   
 "If we can bring smiles and laughter, even if it is just for a few minutes, to these people, well, then it is worth it," she said. Schmidt 'adopted' Army National Guard Sgt. Tim Gallagher last year and sends care packages on a monthly basis. Although he enjoys the snacks and toiletries, he considers the journals the most moving and thoughtful of all the gifts he has received. "They will be something I cherish for the rest of my life," he said via e-mail. "Something for the ages to look at and see how people really feel about what we are doing here." Even when Schmidt does not have time to put together a care package, she tries to send her soldiers a postcard or short letter. "The morale of soldiers can be made or broken from the amount of mail they do or do not receive." If you would like to adopt a soldier, contact Robin Schmidt at find_robin@hotmail.com.
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blue peacock- chicken power
doodleicious
by doodleicious  10-22-2009   
 it went on to say that when this was declassified April 1 2004- people thought it was an april fools joke-a spokesman said that while it seemed like something of a joke- that the Civil Service does not do jokes..........wow..........
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Real Slime: An Open Letter To Bill Maher
billpar
by billpar  10-23-2009    4
 But the most pathetic thing is when you expose your lack of education (both formal and informal) with your crackpot “theories.” This was no more evident than in the season finale of Real Time this past friday, where you asserted that it was doctors and patients “colluding together” to “corrupt” the healthcare system. This statement was so absurd and bizarre that your entire guest panel (all liberals) and even your reliably sycophantic studio audience just stared at you in disbelief. After three seconds of uncomfortable silence both the audience and panel (that included Chris Matthews and Alec Baldwin) erupted in laughter—not with you, but AT you. Things unraveled further when you launched into a diatribe defending more stupid comments you’d made the previous week about vaccines being “dangerous medical procedures.” Both Matthews and Baldwin were visibly disgusted by this, which resulted in Matthews aggressively confronting you and making you look like an idiot—again.
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Footie Jokes
wiganfootie
by wiganfootie  10-17-2009    3
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Morals Class Is Starting
debbyski
by debbyski  9-26-2009    15
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Jessica Simpson Says,"Why People Attack Using Fat Jokes On Me" | Just Online Movies
justonlinemovies2
by justonlinemovies2  10-15-2009    1
 Jessica Simpson Says,"Why People Attack Using Fat Jokes On Me" | Just Online Movies
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Who’s Behind the White House War on Fox News?
merrie
by merrie  10-14-2009    4
 Or about the joint White House-ABC News health care reform infomercial that aired earlier this summer. Some “opinion journalism” is more equal than others. Debates about the blurred lines between opinion and journalism are all well and good. But don’t the talking points-crafters in the Oval Office have something better to do than carp about the talking points they don’t like hearing on the one cable network that hasn’t been completely overrun by Obama sycophants? The corruptocrat affiliations of Obama’s communications team are illuminating. His press shop can’t rise above the fray because they’ve been entrenched in the Beltway fray for years. They can’t help themselves. Democratic media consultant Dunn’s claim to fame is her decade-long service as chief strategist for disgraced Democrat and former Senate Majority Leader-turned-health care lobbyist Tom Daschle. She was in the thick of his failed re-election campaign as Daschle asserted a bogus property-tax
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There's Something About Berlusconi
xpersianx
by xpersianx  10-15-2009    1
 Why do Italians keep voting for him?
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Nobel Tops 'SNL' for Obama Joke by Mark Steyn
merrie
by merrie  10-11-2009    3
 What "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy" did he make in those first 12 days? Bowing to the Saudi king? Giving the British prime minister the Walmart discount box of "Twenty Classic Movies You've Seen A Thousand Times"? "Er, Barack, I've already seen these." "That's OK. They won't work in your DVD player anyway." For these and other "extraordinary efforts" in "cooperation between peoples", President Obama is now the fastest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in history. Alas, the extraordinary efforts of those first 12 days are already ancient history. Reflecting the new harmony of U.S.-world relations since the administration hit the "reset" button, The Times of London declared the award "preposterous," and Svenska Freds (the Swedish Peace and Arbitration Society) called it "shameful." Why, only the other day, very conversationally, the administration floated the trial balloon that it could live with the Taliban returning to government in Afghanistan.
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Be careful what you wish for...
The Infowarrior
by The Infowarrior  10-12-2009    7
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Norwegians hope award 'advances his agenda'
Antara
by Antara  10-12-2009    3
 gee, no kiddin.
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Happy (belated) 95th birthday to Jack LaLanne!
Lexica
by Lexica  10-8-2009    1
 More: The seeming futility of shaping up the world does not daunt him. "I never think about that," LaLanne says. "I think about things that I can improve." One thing he can always improve is himself. LaLanne works out two hours a day, mostly swimming and lifting weights… "I work at living," he says, leaning close and squeezing an arm. "Most people work at dying. Dying's easy." One of LaLanne's most effective sales devices has been his amazing feats of strength. When Arnold Schwarzenegger came to America in 1968 and became an instant sensation on the Southern California muscle scene, LaLanne challenged the kid to a duel at Muscle Beach. The Austrian Oak was 21; the Oakland Oak was 54. "I beat him in chin-ups and push-ups," LaLanne says. "He said, 'That Jack LaLanne's an animal! I was sore for four days. I couldn't lift my arms!' " At age 70, handcuffed, LaLanne towed 70 loaded boats 1.5 miles in Long Beach Harbor.
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Real men don't talk about feelings
Tri-City Psychology
by Tri-City Psychology  10-9-2009   
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The 10 worst sexy Halloween costumes
Lexica
by Lexica  10-6-2009    2
 Looking at costumes like these makes me want to dress as a mummy for Halloween. The old-fashioned kind, wrapped head to toe in bandages. No T&A, no midriff, just MUMMIFIED ANCIENT CORPSE, baby!
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What Berlusconi's Obama 'Jokes' Say About Italy
pennyserenade
by pennyserenade  10-2-2009   
 The old clown! What an idiot!
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Joke - A guy gets hit by a car....
The Infowarrior
by The Infowarrior  10-2-2009    8
 :lol:
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jokes - Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind
The Infowarrior
by The Infowarrior  10-2-2009    6
 "You can't read THIS and stay in a bad mood! "
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And Jesus Laughed
debbyski
by debbyski  10-1-2009    8
 "A minister woke up on a beautiful Sunday morning and decided to squeeze in a round of golf before services. St. Peter observed the man headed for the golf course and gave God a nudge. ‘He should be punished for this." God said, "OK, just watch." The minister proceeded to play the best golf of his life. His club selection was precise, and he hit every shot perfectly He was shooting par for the first time. "I thought you were going to punish him," said St. Peter. "Just watch," said God. The minister continued to play flawless golf and on the 18th hole he shot a hole-in-one. "What kind of punishment is this complained St. Peter." "Just think about it," said God. "Whom can he tell?"
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Late Night Monkey Business
merrie
by merrie  10-2-2009    1
 OK, the David Letterman Top Tens are piling up. Here’s mine, posted on Twitter last night while the show was being aired. So I’m claiming the first: ”No 10. Because he can really bossanova.” “No. 9. Has writers for his pickup lines” “No. 8. Because behind that wrinkly American Gothic exterior pounds the heart of an irresistible love monkey.” “No. 7. Hey, lots of women like ‘em old, rich and married. Heh heh.” “No. 6. What are you going to do, impeach me?” “No. 5. Because Leno has the cars, and I needed an expensive hobby.” “No. 4. Because the Obama administration isn’t funny enough. Heh heh heh. Ba-dum-dum.” “No 3. Because I don’t like broccoli. Ha ha!” “No. 2. This has bin a test of the Emrgncy Paparazzi System. It was only a test. If this had bin a real paparazzi emrgncy … heh” “And No. 1. My cardiologist ordered me to get more exercise. Heh heh heh. Exercise. More of it. Heh heh. Ba-dum-dum”
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How Do I Trust That You Love Me When You Keep Putting Me Down.
ljsdesign
by ljsdesign  10-1-2009    5
 Article to long to clip-read it at source.
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Letterman admits having sex with female employees
ahefner33
by ahefner33  10-2-2009    2
 NEW YORK – A CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from David Letterman, forcing the late-night host to admit in an extraordinary monologue before millions of viewers that he had sexual relationships with female employees.
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THINGS SAID IN JEST...............................
mountainpalm
by mountainpalm  10-1-2009    1
 We kind of had to go back and look at the old textbooks – Marx, Trotsky........................................
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April Fool's Jokes
odiedog
by odiedog  9-25-2009   
 Not exactly time to start thinking about April Fool's pranks, but these are pretty funny!
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Woman FAILS Driving Theory Test 775 Times
leevardi
by leevardi  9-24-2009   
 .........we don't know whether she can actually drive a car yet !...and she wants to buy a truck....holy tamoly !!!
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Joe Buck Artie Lange Video. Joe Buck Live. 2009 Emmy Fashion
badbadboywithmelove
by badbadboywithmelove  9-22-2009   
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Joe Buck Artie Lange Video. Joe Buck Live. Clipmarks
badbadboywithmelove
by badbadboywithmelove  9-22-2009   
 joe buck artie lange, joe buck live, joe buck, 2009 emmy fashion, artie lange, artie lange, howard stern show, artie lange hbo, artie lange Sirius,tmz artie lange, artie lange jimmy kimmel, youtube artie lange, artie lange letterman, artie lange comedian
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