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alieee
by alieee  7-14-2009   
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ONE WIFE'S PRIVATE TORMENT
tanyamm
by tanyamm  7-11-2009    2
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Wee Ones
celestialdancer
by celestialdancer  6-30-2009    5
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Sarah Palin - Hypocritical Media Whore
BartendingBear
by BartendingBear  6-18-2009    12
 She's only after ink and air-time. History proves it.
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Lawmaker Wants Letterman Fired
lakotahope
by lakotahope  6-12-2009   
 Yeah, he made a joke. Alot of us thought he was talking about the "now 18 yrs old Bristol" getting knocked up by A Rod. Bristol is doing what 10's of thousands of young adults are doing, getting pregnant without benefit of having the father around. Where is the surprise that this joke was laid out there. Gov Palin is pushing this" young girl, raping young women" way too far. This is alot for just one joke Letterman made. In her quote on Letterman inviting the Gov and her husband, she said, "......... no intention of providing a rating's boost for David Letterman by appearing on his show,""Plus, it would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman." They can't believe Americans are thinking Letterman would think of Wilow as an object of attention. I liked Palin, but she is going in the direction of Jerry Falwell with this DRAMA. Being an Independent in this country is the only way of being assured of not getting sucked into the extremists of both parties.
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Let's Break Down This Letterman/Palin Deal
merrie
by merrie  6-12-2009    2
 That's right, Ann Dunham Soetoro was born on 11/29/42, she married Barack Obama, Sr. on 2/2/61, and their son was born on 8/4/61. So lil' Barry would've been conceived somewhere around his mom's 18th birthday, most likely before, with a man who was not her husband. And his parents' subsequent marriage wasn't even legal, because Barack Sr. was still married to a woman in Kenya. Ann was in the same situation then as Bristol is now, except the father hung around a little longer. And she didn't have a seething mob dogging her heels and then running back to their news networks and late-night talk shows. "It doesn't matter which Palin daughter got knocked up in that fictional scenario," you cry. "It's totally irrelevant to the joke!" Hey, don't tell me. Tell Willow Palin. She's the one who went to a baseball game with her mom and dad, and got slammed for it on national TV by a very wealthy and prominent older gentleman who has a history of problems dealing with women.
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A Little Humor.
bookwormy
by bookwormy  5-29-2009    4
 Maybe very little. They're old jokes but what the heck. I'm having a slow clips day. Would that be called an "E-CLIPS"?
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Selfish Lawyear
narutogoku77
by narutogoku77  1-19-2009   
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Prison break
narutogoku77
by narutogoku77  1-19-2009    2
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Future bright for Republican star Sarah Palin
tabsey
by tabsey  11-5-2008    5
 Someone is going to have to pay for this. Too much of her would drive people away from sites such as this, cranky at the least. Not even the jokes about her are funny. Todd's got a nice tie. Go well back home.
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World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
Catshade
by Catshade  8-16-2008   
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The Economy
dakotayii
by dakotayii  8-20-2008    2
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World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
ondrom
by ondrom  8-4-2008   
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Wrong E-mail
dannad
by dannad  11-25-2007   
 Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!
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Why men make better friends than women
dakotayii
by dakotayii  1-16-2008    1
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There's a Men's Route And a Women's Route
wildcat
by wildcat  1-9-2008    1
 "Can be built on through practice? I would say so,"
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Naming the twins....Redneck Joke
hrdwrkinmom
by hrdwrkinmom  12-11-2007   
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Marketing concepts explained
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  12-11-2007   
 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback" 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap" 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share" 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"
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Get TV for a husband
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  6-27-2007   
 Maybe that's really all some wives want.
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4 tips for a longer life
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-23-2007    18
 The man is quite restless, but the doctor continues, "Do you have sex?" "Yeah, once a week or so..., only with my wife!" he adds hurriedly. "As soon as you get out of here you are going to buy twin beds. No more sex for you. None." The man is appalled. "Doc...Are you sure I'm going to live longer this way?" "I have no idea, but whatever you live, I assure you it is going to seem like an eternity!"
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Funny business signs
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  10-27-2007    6
 Work is fun if humor is involved.
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Very Cool Pages!!
robertsurfdude6
by robertsurfdude6  4-10-2007   
 Very Funny and Weird!
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Ten signs you have PMS
dakotayii
by dakotayii  11-20-2007    1
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Presidential candidates, funny moments
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-18-2007   
 And here's the desert; * Hillary Clinton cracked a corker of a joke in January, but unintentionally. She rephrased a question as “what in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?” Her listeners in Davenport, Iowa, laughed for 30 seconds; many assumed it was an allusion to her unfaithful husband. But the senator later said to the press corps: “You guys keep telling me lighten up, be funny. So I get a little funny, and now I’m being psychoanalyzed.”
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Multiple uses of condom
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-16-2007   
 So don't throw your condoms away. Keep them for rainy days.
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What I learnt at the finishing school
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-15-2007    3
 Ummmm! Where is that school?
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Get me a beer before it starts
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-9-2007    1
 A story of every house hold (though the scenario may be different).
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Jokes: A mouse of a husband
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-11-2007    2
 Women are afraid of mice, aren't they?
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Eggs, sausages and a coder
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-4-2007    2
 So thats what happens with a programmer's wife. (Now you can't say I didn't warn you).
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"I need it to poison my husband"
amothindisguise
by amothindisguise  9-19-2007   
 I imagine politics is very similar to this
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Reason for second marriage
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-6-2007   
 Was she shrewd or what?
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Valentine's day dream
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-5-2007    4
 Serves her right!
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Church Couple
Lifestar
by Lifestar  7-1-2007   
 Hehehe ^_^
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Advice from a burglar
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-4-2007   
 Poor guy! He sure do need lessons in stealth. (Are women/wives equipped with anti-stealth measures?)
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In search of the lost wife
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  11-4-2007    2
 Wives and cats are impossible to loose. How did this guy manage to do that? And what the heck is he trying to find her back for?
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That’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  10-31-2007    12
 Blonds are so cool. (And clipmarks got so many of them). Sigh! If only China would start manufacturing blonds, I would be able to afford a few.
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I forgot her name three years ago
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  10-31-2007    4
 That's not too far away from truth. Some marriages are somewhere closer to that.
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I told you he was dumb
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  10-29-2007    1
 That was a time for action not for questioning.
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You're going to lose ALL your friends
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  10-30-2007    2
 Looks like Jack's wife had been quiet busy behind his back.
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Put down the gun
Rashid Malik
by Rashid Malik  10-29-2007    2
 And she went to Church to declare (confess) that she had put an end to her husband's life. How horrible.
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