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POPSThe Difference In Dogs And Cats Excerpts From Their Diaries Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.......for now. :D
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POPSComplain When we build our industries, you called us polluters. When we sell you goods, you blamed us for global warming, When we buy oil, you called that exploitation and genocide. When we were lost in chaos and rampage, you wanted rule s of laws for us. When we uphold law and order against violence, you called that violation of human rights. When we were silent, you said you want us to have free speech. When we were silent no more, you say we were brainwashed. Why do you hate us so much? We asked. “No”. You answered, “we don’t hate you”. We don’t hate you either Bud, do you understand us?? “of course we do”, you said, “We have CNN, BBC, and CBC”. But why, we still feel, your western people are not happy with us. What do you really want from us?? MyAnswer: LOL..Stop bitching.........Get over it..
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POPSJust Doggone CRAZY!! You won't believe the types of things dog lovers will spend their money on in order to pamper their pooches! Jewels, fur coats, a special clothes rack just for their pet's clothing, $5,000 custom designed doghouses??!!! You've got to see it to believe it. It's outrageous! Check out this list of ridiculous things that people will spend their money on in order to keep their darling doggies living in the lap of luxury!
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POPS"What?" Yet another reason why dog lovers (like me) sometimes have a hard time defending them. :-)
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POPSAs a Matter of Fact A swan is the only bird with a penis A snails reproductive organs are in its head. A group of owls is called a parliament.
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POPSDogs 1; Cats 0 I must be in the mood for twisted humor this morning. This is another one that caught my eye.
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