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POPSThe Top 15 Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines 7."It was a dark and horny night..." 6."Gentle cascades of vermilion poured over Daphne's heaving, lily-white bosom. 'Call 911, Scooby,' she breathed." 5."His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion." 4."'Miss Savannah, is there room for both of us in that hoop skirt?' Chandler mocked with a slight bow and a sweep of his top hat." 3."Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth (D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies engaged in sexual congress were heard." 2."He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact -- and lots of it." ...and the Number 1 Bad Romance Novel Opening Line... 1."Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: reinforcements from 2nd Panzer Korps arrive, their well-muscled young torsos glistening with man-dew."
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POPSMicrokini Beach Booty Beauties Sun ,sin, surf ,swimsuit and that’s just the s’s.So what do we learn from these bootylicious bikini babes? My answer is who cares? I bet the cavemen seeing cave girls in banana leaf bikinis went ape (so to speak).
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POPSBikini contest winner at Cocoa Beach Florida Summer is a great time to watch bikini contest! You know how you have to peek at the beach to watch babes in bikini because you can’t stare for too long. Well, bikini contests were a big improvement, because you ARE SUPPOSED to watch the babes parading in thong just for you!
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POPSMicro Bikinis on tan teen beach babes With the wide variety in the styles of the bikini one can dazzle the crowd in a sizzling style that one desires. Some of the eye-catching styles would be a bikini with aqua prints. For a softer and sober look go in for bikinis in pastel
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POPSIrish drunks “I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity.” Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The Genie explains, “well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.” The Irishman says, “Fill it up with water.”
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POPSState passes droopy pants law “All we’re trying to do now is trying to inform folks that we have a fad now that does not have a very good origination,” Siplin said. “We’re trying to make an example in school,” he added, saying it would help students get jobs and a degree. The Florida city of Riviera Beach passed its own saggy pants law Tuesday, with a maximum penalty of 60 days in jail for repeat offenders.
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POPSFisherman swims 10 hours to shore John Jarratt was found at sea north-east of Ballina, suffering from hypothermia and dehydration. Mr Jarratt said he and skipper Charlie Picton, an experienced fisherman, had clung to an insulated cooler after the ship went down, but that in the darkness the two became separated. He said a rescue helicopter had apparently flown above the exhausted pair without spotting them. Mr Jarratt has told friends from hospital that he will "never" go back in the ocean, local media reported.
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POPS50 Ways of Being Romantic With Little Money
# Take a nap together. # Kiss slowly, touching his or her back and neck and nape — slowly. # Make a list of everything you love about him or her. # Write a love letter. # Clip or email things that make you think of him or her, every day. # Go to a movie, ignore the movie, and make out like teen-agers. # Groom yourself, and try to look good for your partner. # Take some quiet time and talk about your day. # Write little notes, one for each way he or she drives you crazy. # Feed each other grapes. # Recreate your partner’s favorite romantic movie scene. # Pretend you’re going on a first date — show up at the door with flowers, all dressed up, with your car washed and cleaned, looking spiffy. Recreate the first time. # Create a little box with a bunch of your partner’s favorite things inside. # Paint each other with flavored body paint. Be creative! # Try some sexy role-playing. Get dressed up, be daring, have fun. # Give a little token to your partner to wear, and say it’s
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POPSYou Know You're Getting Old When... You wear black socks with sandals. You know what the word equity means. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. Your ears are hairier than your head. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. You got cable for the weather channel. You can go bowling without drinking.
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POPSEvyting be Ira in Jamaica Mon Announcing 9 inches of snow tonight in my Midwest home of Indiana,my frozen mind drifts to thoughts of Jamaica and my little winter getaway bikini site.
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