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POPSPolitics Explained CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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POPSMicro Bikinis on tan teen beach babes With the wide variety in the styles of the bikini one can dazzle the crowd in a sizzling style that one desires. Some of the eye-catching styles would be a bikini with aqua prints. For a softer and sober look go in for bikinis in pastel
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POPSOur Economy Was Last Good Before Bush My wife and I were talking last night and we were trying to remember back to the last times that a gallon of gas price was good, which means less than a pack of Marlboro.
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POPSTiger Temple When ex-Deputy Manager of the RSPCA Stubbington Ark, Karen Earp, read about the Tiger Temple in a magazine, she wanted to know more. Research on the internet showed that the temple not only takes in orphaned cubs found by villagers or rescued from poachers at border control, it has now become a conservation project with a breeding programme. Several cubs have been born at the temple and there are plans for future generations to be returned to the wild - although donations are needed to fund this project. However, the research also revealed allegations that the tigers are drugged, have teeth and claws removed, are vegetarian and spend all of their time in cages that are too small. (Before you continue reading, you should know that all of these allegations proved to be completely unfounded and are obviously uninformed. Teeth and claws not removed and firmly in evidence, not vegetarian, caged some of the time in large spotless cages and absolutely NOT drugged.)
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POPSFind Sounds Now here is a GREAT time waster.If you can't amuse yourself here,you don't belong in grade school :)
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POPSHow do dogs perceive time? Do dogs and other animals have these same abilities? If you climbed inside a dog's mind, would you be presented with the memory of eating a raw hide bone earlier this morning? Read the next page to find out what it would feel like to be a dog.
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POPS10 Ways You Will Change When You Become a Parent or even parts of the house to using a totally inconvenient door just because it’s quieter than the closest one. Using the above anecdote involving my brother, their front door sounds like bank vault door when someone closes it. I cringe every time this happens. 2. Keen Awareness of the Location of Potentially Dangerous Items - I swear
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POPSPop it or own it We own this anyway.This is MY fault as much as anyone else.Can I eat tonight?Probably not.By tomorrow I'll be hungry and busy with matters and once more forget.I am not a bad person,it's just that I forget.Images like this make me sad and angry at the same time and I don't want to ever forget.But I do. Because of that,he will stay hungry and more than likely die young.What can I do? I have got to find a way to remember every day. If I can remember every day then I can do something,anything. Thanks to this photo,today,I will stop by the Lighthouse mission on my way to Kroger's and DO Something. It's Tomorrow I have to remember.
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POPSThe World According to Steven Wright * I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. * I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. The weatherman said, “I don’t understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.” I said “Oops . . .”
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POPSDear wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.
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POPS12 Things a Woman Does That Men Find Irresistible 2. Youthfulness. This goes along with #1 because it comes from a playful heart. When I say youthfulness, I don’t necessarily mean age. What I mean is a state of being. Youth is an energy. You can tell a person who’s had it ruff from the world and who has become dead inside, and somebody who is youthful and fresh and has kept their sense of self separate from the negativity of other people’s opinions.
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POPSHow the rich starved the world The threat posed by biofuels affects all of us. Global grain stockpiles - on which all of humanity depends - are now perilously depleted. Cereal stocks are at their
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POPSFamous Mother’s Day Quotes “My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.” -George Washington, U.S. President
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