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POPS15 funniest definitions of teenager A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing. An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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POPS4 tips for a longer life The man is quite restless, but the doctor continues, "Do you have sex?" "Yeah, once a week or so..., only with my wife!" he adds hurriedly. "As soon as you get out of here you are going to buy twin beds. No more sex for you. None." The man is appalled. "Doc...Are you sure I'm going to live longer this way?" "I have no idea, but whatever you live, I assure you it is going to seem like an eternity!"
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POPS23 Tools To Brainwash and Influence People Through Media
7. Keep people passive. Encourage the Couch Potato Alpha Wave Escape Plan as the healing elixir for all that ails. 8. Don’t make people think. Their days are hard enough as is. Bypass the need for opinion making by giving people ready-made opinions. Do it as though you don’t have a conscience – they are probably too stupid to make their own decisions anyway. 9. Ensure that there are no ongoing storylines with meaning or purpose beyond immediate sensory stimulation. Avoid universal themes as much as possible. Make absolutely certain there is no cultural, societal or global story or mythology present that conflicts with the myths of comfort and consumption. 10. Never encourage responsibility, or so much as suggest that humans could be involved in co-creating their future and the realities in which they reside. 11. Encourage group-sanctioned individuality only. By making ‘individuality” the new conformity you are generating a powerful illusion of free choice. 12. Sensationa
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POPSIndiana strange laws Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session. Liquor stores may not sell milk. Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes. Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor. You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her. Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights. No one may catch a fish with his bare hands. Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it. “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal. You are required to pour your drink into a glass. It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Immoral Practices.
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POPSBest ever one word telegram Here's the rest of it: The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable." The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."
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POPSEU: "based on partnership, prosperity and peace" 
" As part of the European Youth Parliament 56th international session in Ireland this week, young people from 30 countries have been debating issues including global warming, migration, healthcare and trade. Participants discussed policy approaches before proposing resolutions to the general assembly. A resolution on EU reform recommended raising public awareness of the Reform Treaty followed by referendums in all member states in order to increase democratic legitimacy. It also suggested the introduction of EU citizenship classes in member states and called for pan-European TV news programmes. On the question of how the EU could meet its growing energy needs while ensuring reduced carbon emissions, participants called on member states to switch from dependence on fossil fuels to alternative energy sources in transport, industry and the household. They also called for the Union to promote a more flexible energy market and consider the use of nuclear technologies as a viable
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POPSDrink Water On Empty Stomach * Headache * Body Ache * Heart System * Arthritis * Fast Heart Beat * Epilepsy * Excess * Fatness * Bronchitis * Asthma * TB * Meningtitis * Kidney and Urine diseases * Vomiting gastritis * Diarrhea * Piles * Diabetes * Constipation * All Eye Diseases * Womb Cancer * Menstrual Disorders * Ear Nose * Throat Diseases
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POPSMarriage tips for men >Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener >Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. It's becoming the right person!
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POPSWhat If Gmail Had Been Designed by Microsoft? Coming up tomorrow: “What if Microsoft had designed Windows Vista.” Stay tuned! *Not shown in the screenshot, we’ll also throw in a security measurement that will prevent you from clicking on links in emails, unless you discovered the switch to mark a mail as safe. Another security measurement we’ll add is that you won’t be able to log-in with just username anymore but are required to enter the full username@gmail.com. Furthermore, we will change the browser URL from http://gmail.microsoft.com to the more professional looking http://by114w.bay114.gmail.live.com/mail/mail.aspx?rru=home.
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POPSGreen Power Using green energy to power your home may not be as hard as you think. Ask your electric utility to switch you to an alternative source.
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POPSTop 16 Signs Your Co-Worker Is Obsessive-Compulsive # Does word search and sudoku puzzles without a gun to his head. # "OK, pay attention, everyone. Martha Stewart's Living -- take 2,351." # You had to change your name to make partner at Larue, Levin, Lomax, Lohnson and Lmith. # She's been stuck at the bottom of the lobby escalator all morning because someone cleaned the gum off of "her" step.