Clipmarks - reimers's funny

by reimers 9-9-2008

Another Megan. I lost your number. Laura. I did it for the novelty of going out with a girl that I went out with ten years before. You were still hot. I got kinda hot. We were better matched. Thanks again. Sorry I dumped you. You were a shitty tipper. I had no choice. Some handsome and cool shitty tipping guy probably grabbed you. Or some funny wanker. Another another Megan. I've dated a lot of Megans. This one was no prize. Debby. You were really smart except you had no self esteem. Be careful or some asshole is going to own you and that would be sad. You're smart and pretty and have great tits. Smaller tits can be awesome too. Sophia. Liked your name. Liked that you worked out a lot. You seemed nice but you fucked up my credit. User. Andrea. You had that adorable petit look that I can only call the "Penelope Cruz" look. Too bad you didn't have her personality. Emily. NOBODY FUCKING CARES YOUR FAMILY IS RICH. You'd be okay if you were not preoccupied with wealth you

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POPS Why Women Still Aren't Funny

by reimers 6-16-2008