padzilla

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Location: Monster Island
Joined:9-7-2006
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About me
I am a giant radioactive lizard. I like long walks in the park, and chilling on Monster Island. I vacation on Candy Apple Island, which has Monsters, but they aren't as big.
Why I use Clipmarks
It beats burning Tokyo to the ground all the time. It cuts down on the angry calls from insurance companies.







   
 
 
 
   
 
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POPSHe was smarter than the average parrot.
padzilla
by padzilla  9-12-2007   
 He was smarter than some of my co workers.
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POPSIs this how spiderman gets his food?
padzilla
by padzilla  8-30-2007   
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POPSHow not to kill a spider
padzilla
by padzilla  8-21-2007    2
 This is rule number 2. Rule number one is "Never fry bacon when you're naked."
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POPSYes, but where is Lex Luthor?
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by padzilla  8-2-2007    7
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POPSSmarter than the average...
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by padzilla  8-2-2007   
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POPSWalmart offers Bible action figures.
padzilla
by padzilla  7-19-2007    1
 I wonder what the talking Jesus will say.
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POPSYUM!
padzilla
by padzilla  7-12-2007   
 Melts in your mouth... NOT! I think I'd rather have the corrugated iron beef... http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5B0D0349-D10A-4562-8737-75BB0AC50E78/
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POPSGet your own mammoth popsicles!
padzilla
by padzilla  7-11-2007    1
 When they clone them, I want one. I'll call him Stampy.
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POPS Man flies 193 miles in lawn chair
padzilla
by padzilla  7-10-2007    5
 Lawn chairs are much more comfortable than flying coach.
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POPSI hate when this happens
padzilla
by padzilla  7-10-2007    3
 What else could a runaway wrecking ball cause besides chaos?
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POPSBut does it take out the trash, or kill spiders?
padzilla
by padzilla  7-9-2007    1
 It also won't go investigate strange bumps in the night
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POPSThe next Big Thing: Vampire resorts
padzilla
by padzilla  6-29-2007   
 It can't be any worse than EuroDisney.
1
POPSWhen Orson Welles was a Transformer
padzilla
by padzilla  6-26-2007    1
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POPSThe werewolf made me do it.
padzilla
by padzilla  6-5-2007   
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POPSThat's a lot of ham.
padzilla
by padzilla  5-31-2007    1
 I'd eventually get sick of sausage and ham sammiches.
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POPSMoonlighting can get you fired...
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by padzilla  5-31-2007   
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POPSthe wedding is off... *splash*
padzilla
by padzilla  5-18-2007    2
 Can he at least keep the fondue set?
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POPSA Rainbow of trouble
padzilla
by padzilla  5-15-2007   
 He was selling the tires to pay for his dental bill.
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POPSThis happened to Beethoven, too
padzilla
by padzilla  5-10-2007    1
 Maybe they thought they were at a hockey game.
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POPSMy car runs on pina coladas
padzilla
by padzilla  5-8-2007   
 Driving away in Margaritaville.
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POPSA moment of silence, please.
padzilla
by padzilla  4-27-2007   
 Truly a sad day, for us monsters.
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POPSMy dog doesn't bark.
padzilla
by padzilla  4-27-2007    1
 I have a business venture idea, for anyone willing to gamble some cash. It involves selling horses, telling people it's Marmaduke.
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POPSWhy I bank online
padzilla
by padzilla  4-24-2007    1
 I can never remember my ATM card, either.
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POPSBraveheart would be disappointed.
padzilla
by padzilla  4-16-2007    1
 "...they're not using their newfound freedom well; they're just sitting around, eating grass and enjoying the sun" Sounds like my idea of freedom.
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POPSFlaming toilets?
padzilla
by padzilla  4-16-2007   
 "Fortunately, nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out and there were no injuries..."
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POPSWhere can I buy corrugated iron beef?
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by padzilla  4-13-2007    2
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POPSI can't drive 55
padzilla
by padzilla  4-13-2007   
 I'll be in the left lane, listening to NPR. Going 35. With my blinker on.
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POPSWhy is Friday the 13th Considered Unlucky?
padzilla
by padzilla  4-13-2007    12
 I thought it was all those Jason movies.
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POPSReduced bus fare for escaped zoo animals.
padzilla
by padzilla  4-4-2007   
 My question is, did he sing "hail to the bus driver" during his ride?
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POPSSaved by the...
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by padzilla  4-4-2007   
 I know how it feels to have crap dumped on you, or to step in it, but...
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POPSI wonder where you go for a replacement part?
padzilla
by padzilla  4-4-2007   
 ...Costco?
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POPSKeith RIchards: The strangest thing I've snorted...
padzilla
by padzilla  4-4-2007   
 Thats stranger than the bottle of vanilla extract I drank, when I was out of booze. "I was No. 1 on the 'who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
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POPSPeople in trash houses shouldn't...
padzilla
by padzilla  4-2-2007    3
 I could honestly say I live in a dump.
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POPSApril Fool!
padzilla
by padzilla  3-29-2007   
 Follow the link to the whole story. Some of them are pretty wacky.
2
POPSReality TV gets really cheesy
padzilla
by padzilla  3-29-2007    3
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POPSThe push for green computers
padzilla
by padzilla  3-28-2007   
 Why stop with Apple? They are what... 3 percent of the marketplace? Everyone should follow the link, and sign up, even if you don't own a mac (or ipod), or hate them.
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POPSGoats like porn, but it doesn't like them.
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by padzilla  3-28-2007   
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POPS Pungent pulp: Panda poop perfect for paper
padzilla
by padzilla  3-26-2007    2
 Paper pulp possibly perfect, per people pondering panda poop problem.
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POPSWe have met the aliens, and they are delicious!
padzilla
by padzilla  3-14-2007    4
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POPSThe true cause of global warming is...
padzilla
by padzilla  3-14-2007    1
 ..the sun! Duh!
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