padzilla

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Location: Monster Island
Joined:9-7-2006
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About me
I am a giant radioactive lizard. I like long walks in the park, and chilling on Monster Island. I vacation on Candy Apple Island, which has Monsters, but they aren't as big.
Why I use Clipmarks
It beats burning Tokyo to the ground all the time. It cuts down on the angry calls from insurance companies.







   
 
 
 
   
 
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POPSHe was smarter than the average parrot.
padzilla
by padzilla  9-12-2007   
 He was smarter than some of my co workers.
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POPSIs this how spiderman gets his food?
padzilla
by padzilla  8-30-2007   
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POPSHow not to kill a spider
padzilla
by padzilla  8-21-2007    2
 This is rule number 2. Rule number one is "Never fry bacon when you're naked."
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POPSYes, but where is Lex Luthor?
padzilla
by padzilla  8-2-2007    7
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POPSSmarter than the average...
padzilla
by padzilla  8-2-2007   
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POPSWalmart offers Bible action figures.
padzilla
by padzilla  7-19-2007    1
 I wonder what the talking Jesus will say.
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POPSYUM!
padzilla
by padzilla  7-12-2007   
 Melts in your mouth... NOT! I think I'd rather have the corrugated iron beef... http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5B0D0349-D10A-4562-8737-75BB0AC50E78/
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POPSGet your own mammoth popsicles!
padzilla
by padzilla  7-11-2007    1
 When they clone them, I want one. I'll call him Stampy.
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POPS Man flies 193 miles in lawn chair
padzilla
by padzilla  7-10-2007    5
 Lawn chairs are much more comfortable than flying coach.
1
POPSI hate when this happens
padzilla
by padzilla  7-10-2007    3
 What else could a runaway wrecking ball cause besides chaos?
3
POPSBut does it take out the trash, or kill spiders?
padzilla
by padzilla  7-9-2007    1
 It also won't go investigate strange bumps in the night
0
POPSThe next Big Thing: Vampire resorts
padzilla
by padzilla  6-29-2007   
 It can't be any worse than EuroDisney.
1
POPSWhen Orson Welles was a Transformer
padzilla
by padzilla  6-26-2007    1
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POPSBlade Runner at 25: Why the Sci-Fi F/X Are Still Unsurpassed
Mohir
by Mohir  6-26-2007    1
 No Remarks
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POPS77 Million Paintings by Eno
ashleystar
by ashleystar  6-21-2007   
 eno is god.
1
POPSThe werewolf made me do it.
padzilla
by padzilla  6-5-2007   
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POPSThat's a lot of ham.
padzilla
by padzilla  5-31-2007    1
 I'd eventually get sick of sausage and ham sammiches.
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POPSMoonlighting can get you fired...
padzilla
by padzilla  5-31-2007   
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POPSthe wedding is off... *splash*
padzilla
by padzilla  5-18-2007    2
 Can he at least keep the fondue set?
1
POPSA Rainbow of trouble
padzilla
by padzilla  5-15-2007   
 He was selling the tires to pay for his dental bill.
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POPSFast Food: Ad pictures vs. real pictures
BigBadWolf
by BigBadWolf  5-14-2007    22
 This always bugged me and now someone has actually done the work for me!
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POPSThis happened to Beethoven, too
padzilla
by padzilla  5-10-2007    1
 Maybe they thought they were at a hockey game.
3
POPSMy car runs on pina coladas
padzilla
by padzilla  5-8-2007   
 Driving away in Margaritaville.
1
POPSA moment of silence, please.
padzilla
by padzilla  4-27-2007   
 Truly a sad day, for us monsters.
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POPSMy dog doesn't bark.
padzilla
by padzilla  4-27-2007    1
 I have a business venture idea, for anyone willing to gamble some cash. It involves selling horses, telling people it's Marmaduke.
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POPSknow your mythology
littleloki2
by littleloki2  4-27-2007   
 improve
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POPSWhy I bank online
padzilla
by padzilla  4-24-2007    1
 I can never remember my ATM card, either.
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POPSBraveheart would be disappointed.
padzilla
by padzilla  4-16-2007    1
 "...they're not using their newfound freedom well; they're just sitting around, eating grass and enjoying the sun" Sounds like my idea of freedom.
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POPSFlaming toilets?
padzilla
by padzilla  4-16-2007   
 "Fortunately, nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out and there were no injuries..."
2
POPSWhere can I buy corrugated iron beef?
padzilla
by padzilla  4-13-2007    2
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POPSI can't drive 55
padzilla
by padzilla  4-13-2007   
 I'll be in the left lane, listening to NPR. Going 35. With my blinker on.
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POPSWhy is Friday the 13th Considered Unlucky?
padzilla
by padzilla  4-13-2007    12
 I thought it was all those Jason movies.
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POPSReduced bus fare for escaped zoo animals.
padzilla
by padzilla  4-4-2007   
 My question is, did he sing "hail to the bus driver" during his ride?
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POPSSaved by the...
padzilla
by padzilla  4-4-2007   
 I know how it feels to have crap dumped on you, or to step in it, but...
1
POPSI wonder where you go for a replacement part?
padzilla
by padzilla  4-4-2007   
 ...Costco?
0
POPSKeith RIchards: The strangest thing I've snorted...
padzilla
by padzilla  4-4-2007   
 Thats stranger than the bottle of vanilla extract I drank, when I was out of booze. "I was No. 1 on the 'who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
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POPSPeople in trash houses shouldn't...
padzilla
by padzilla  4-2-2007    3
 I could honestly say I live in a dump.
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POPSTop 15 Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Panels
glimbit
by glimbit  3-30-2007    1
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POPSHouston makes a good impression
bignosemousie
by bignosemousie  3-29-2007    5
 Houston: it's not as bad as you think. (That's should be our city's new slogan). Hee. More about Houston in the article, if you are interested. We have the National Funeral Museum! I've never been because I can't convince anyone to go with me. It's sounds great to me.
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POPSApril Fool!
padzilla
by padzilla  3-29-2007   
 Follow the link to the whole story. Some of them are pretty wacky.
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