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POPSMichelle Omama and the secret Masonic symbols The swirling cellulite indentations revealed a complex code of Masonic symbols dating back to 1773 and showed various connections between the Freemasons, slavery, Michael Jackson's death, and a previously unrecorded landing of UFO's in pre-1865 Harlem! Author Dan Brown, falsely accused of selling a mish-mash theory, says he's felt vindicated by the news and cannot wait to see the photographic results showing the large ass-print. "Who knows, maybe there's a treasure map there too!"
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POPSSchwarzenegger Challenges Mother Nature To A Fight The governor ultimately decided against his plan - although he did successfully put out a small fire by squeezing it between his bicep. Instead Schwarzenegger is going straight to the source. "Mother nature will pay. I will grab her puny ankles and shake her until money falls out." At that moment Schwarzenegger turned to a camera and said, "now that's change we can believe in."
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POPS12,937 Mexicans can't be wrong The Mexican tribute brought tears to the eyes of the Kennedy family who stood for hours in front of the Eternal Flame at the rest-home of Ted Kennedy's brother, John F. Kennedy, who remains dead in a grave at Arlington National Cemetery. ABSNN cameras recorded the Kennedy clan softly singing La Bamba as a US Army bugler played in the background. Bad taste satire
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POPSNoted Defense Attorney Says Indictment on Manslaughter Likely Documents released Monday show that Murray administered a continuous cocktail of sedatives the morning Jackson died in an effort to put the singer to sleep. It was the propofol, a powerful anesthetic typically used in operating rooms, that caused him to stop breathing, according to the report. Jackson's death was ruled a homicide. "The Los Angeles Chief Medical Examiner-Coroner, Dr. Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran, indicated that he had reviewed the preliminary toxicology results and his preliminary assessment of Jackson's cause of death was due to lethal levels of propofol (Diprivan)," according to the search warrant affidavit.
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POPSDr. Conrad Murray: I Have Faith The Truth Will Prevail Dr. Conrad Murray is breaking wind via a video message posted on YouTube. In his first public address since the death of Michael Jackson, the singer's embattled doctor thanked supporters for their help in getting him through this ordeal. "I am an innocent man. I just gave Michael several drugs, including an anaesthetic that could kill a bull elephant. I was trying to help the man...anybody can see that." "Because of all that is going on, I am afraid to return phone calls or return emails," he said. "Please don't worry. As long as I keep God in my heart and you in my life, I will be fine. I have done all I could do. I told the truth and I have faith the truth will prevail. God bless you and thank you." Murray is the target of a manslaughter investigation and may face a wrongful death lawsuit from Katherine Jackson, Michael's mother.
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POPSI'm the father of Jacko's daughter, says Oliver! star Mark Lester Lester, 50, also points to a close physical resemblance between his 15-year-old daughter Harriet and Paris. He said: "I'm godfather to Michael Jackson's children. I believe that Paris could be my daughter. I would be willing to take a paternity test. Brian Cowen, the Irish Prime Minister also claims that Paris looks remarkably like him...when he was younger.
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POPSMichael Jackson's Son Omer Bhatti Has His Nose "You can imagine the surprise of Michael's parents when, at the viewing at Forest Lawn, Omer went up, opened the casket, and stuck Michael Jackson's nose back on. He had been carrying that thing around in his pocket ever since the death. Imagine that!"
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POPSJamie Lee Curtis on Michael Jackson
"The explanation is that this moment was the drug start point that eventually took over his life. I don't believe it. The pain he suffered was from his birth, from his being and becoming the commodity that then made him the omnipotent King of the Pop-Goes-The-Weasel-Jacko-In-The-Neverland-Box that destroyed him. Few children, put into the intense focus of their precious youth being marketed for other's pleasure, come out unscathed and with any sense of mental balance. I won't name names but we all know who they are as they have navigated their fame and falls on the covers of magazines and at the top of news hours. Rarely are the parents really held accountable for the fragile, destroyed youths as many of the young people get the F*&^% away as fast as their agents and lawyers get them... but the imprint is there, it cannot be undone without a painful process of self discovery and as we know... pain needs to be killed... not tolerated and examined. I believe Mr. Jackson was in pain."
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POPSU.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson
"Mr. Cooper, sir, Jackson was not only a celebrity, he was a political icon as well. He knew alls about voter registration, ballot boxes, absentee voting, and voter fraud. Michael knew that votes was more powerful than lyrics, and that voting was more important than Karaoking." Cooper replied that some years back there was a movement to name a battleship after Marilyn Monroe and the measure was voted down. And just recently there was a request to name a U.S. submarine after Elvis Presley and that idea was shot down as well. "But Anderson, my man, let me splain somethin' to ya. Those two peoples were both white." "And?" "And let me finish my statement white boy. Neither Elvis nor Marilyn could dance like Michael could. Neither one had the amazing foot moves that MJ had, and neither Elvis nor Marilyn had their own amusement park complete with pettin' zoo for the little childrens." "Reverend, with all due respect, I am afraid that I'm gonna have to say that you fella