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POPSGod Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule God said in a press conference near the Twin Towers, 'Look, I don't know, maybe I haven't made myself completely clear, so for the record, here it is again. Somehow people keep coming up with the idea that I want them to kill their neighbor. Well, I don't. And to be honest, I'm really getting sick and tired of it. Get it straight. Not only do I not want anybody to kill anyone, but I specifically commanded you not to, in really simple terms that anybody ought to be able to understand."
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POPSWoman beats boyfriend with toilet seat for smoking crack The girlfriend tried to take the crack from her boyfriend when she found him in the bathroom of their home smoking crack. After she wouldn't give him the drugs, she grabbed the toilet seat and started hitting him with it. The couple's 8 month old was sleeping in the bedroom while the mother beat his dad silly for doing drugs! The girlfriend was charged (along with her boyfriend) with domestic battery and cocaine possession but she should get a reward! Good for her. He needs to stand up and be responsible now that he is a father. And if he doesn't, then his girlfriend should be able to beat the crap out of him until he gets the message!