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POPSKKK Roast Offered to Maker of Obama Sock Monkey "Having led a moderately quiet lifestyle until now; our social calendar suddenly filled up with vivid and creative death threats," the statement said. "And last we heard, a posse of bloggers from back east are on their way over to conduct — how did they phrase it, a good ol' fashioned KKK house burning party at David & Elizabeth's. Kinda exciting stuff, but this in America?"
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POPSMan accused of ordering python to attack girlfriend A 21-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly ordered his 9-foot-long albino python to attack his girlfriend and two police officers. Officers dispatched to investigate a domestic dispute were confronted by the man and his huge pet reptile, "and he was saying, 'Get them!' " according to a police spokesman. The snake didn't follow the orders.
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POPSWoman Dancing on Bar Accidentally Sets Man on Fire The woman agreed to help out with a display involving liquor and fire. She hopped on the bar, started dancing, then realized her foot was engulfed in flames. She reacted by accidentally kicking the flaming mixture into a passer-by.
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POPSBizarre, Half-Naked River Rescue The guy was half-naked and screaming for help while being washed down the river. After being pulled from the water, the man -- clad in a DARE shirt -- reportedly told his rescuers, "I'll never take drugs again!"