The 24-year-old pilot wound up naked and wandering in the woods, triggering a search that involved a state police helicopter with body-heat-sensing gear. Pinnacle Airlines has suspended the two pending an investigation.
The guy was half-naked and screaming for help while being washed down the river. After being pulled from the water, the man -- clad in a DARE shirt -- reportedly told his rescuers, "I'll never take drugs again!"