The 30-year-old suspect told police he robbed the Go Convenience store because the voices in his head told him to. "They also told him to apparently turn himself in,"
"Having led a moderately quiet lifestyle until now; our social calendar suddenly filled up with vivid and creative death threats," the statement said. "And last we heard, a posse of bloggers from back east are on their way over to conduct — how did they phrase it, a good ol' fashioned KKK house burning party at David & Elizabeth's. Kinda exciting stuff, but this in America?"
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