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POPSOne Year On Clipmarks!! Yay!! I'm so proud of my measly 92 clips... and then I look over at skwirl's 5000 clips in three years and I feel humbled... ;)
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POPSWrong E-mail Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!
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POPSThe Truth About Men ... i find this a bit insulting... but it's all in good fun, so wutever... :) More: Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor, two inches from the door. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other." Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
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POPSSigns Of Stupidity 7 On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us help you pick your nose." Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition
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POPSOops One day, I'm going to become mature enough not to laugh at these things... He, I made a joke
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