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POPSBobby Flay Songs The first one just cracked me up. I think my sense of humour's going down the drain.
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POPSHow to get out of this one??!
That being said, Monday I was speeding to her house from work. I was on a local highway and about 5 minutes from her house when the blue lights blinded my eyes from my rear-view mirror. Damn, I've just been pulled over. The officer walked up to my car, asked how I was doing, then the usual "license and registration, please". Nothing out of the ordinary. I carry a gun for my profession and still had it strapped to my side, so I showed him my work ID and gun permit BEFORE whipping out the gun and saying: "Here's my gun! I'm allowed to carry one!" Phew, won't do that one again. After looking over the permit, he eyeballed my crotch. "I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car, sir. Keep your hands where I can see them." Either he's a gay cop, or he has a problem with the gun. I was asked to put my hands on the roof of the car. He pulled my 357 out of its holder. "I'm going to hold onto this while I run your license, if you don't mind. You can step back i
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POPSVader Love :lol: It's a caption contest over at Gizmodo. There were quite a few of the "lightsabers in the dark sides" ones which cracked me up.
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POPSPeriodic Table of Awesoments Please note that #1 is bacon. :D Now let is all cheer. :lol: This is much easier to remember than the periodic table at school. A clearer look at the source. :D