bignosemousie

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Location: Houston, TX
Joined:3-16-2006
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About me
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Excerpt from Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou
Why I use Clipmarks
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

Excerpt from I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud by William Wordsworth
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Jim Gaffigan on bacon
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by bignosemousie  5-11-2009    5
 Oh, why not watch it again? It's funny because it's true.
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Things I learned growing up in Texas
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by bignosemousie  5-6-2009    6
 For my fellow Texan Clippers.
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Physicist joke, smart and funny
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by bignosemousie  4-3-2009    3
 From The Big Bang Theory. I love this show.
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a cappella tribute to John Williams
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by bignosemousie  12-5-2008    1
 This is so funny. Masterful lyrics. His impression of Luke Skywalker is pretty good, too. "That's not true!" The Jurassic Park score is my all time favorite piece of music. It gives me chills (in a good way).
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Ain't much calling for a one-legged Ninja
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by bignosemousie  11-21-2008    4
 Now ya gotcha Judy Chop!
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Periodic Table of Awesomements
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by bignosemousie  9-8-2008    4
 Click source to enlarge. Please note that bacon has an Awesome Number of 1. Ninja is 2 and Batman is 3.
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Cake or Death?
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by bignosemousie  8-28-2008    7
 No Remarks
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Geek Gang Signs
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by bignosemousie  7-22-2008    2
 No Remarks
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7 habits of highly successful people
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by bignosemousie  7-20-2008    3
 No Remarks
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FAQ for dogs
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by bignosemousie  7-20-2008    4
 No Remarks
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4 steps to becoming more decisive
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by bignosemousie  7-20-2008    5
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Lies printed on my waffle iron
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by bignosemousie  7-20-2008   
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Unpopular Poetry Anthologies
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by bignosemousie  7-20-2008    2
 No Remarks
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Rejected Kafka adjectives
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by bignosemousie  7-20-2008    1
 I wonder why Kafkatronic didn't win out?
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bitter
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by bignosemousie  6-5-2008    1
 hee!
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Action figures in action
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by bignosemousie  6-5-2008    4
 The whole flickr set is great. So many wonderful scenes with our Stormtrooper friends.
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Make ur own ceiling cat!
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by bignosemousie  4-3-2008    10
 Hahahahahahaha. So great, I can't stop thinking of ways to use this.
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Hotel Bed Jumping Photos
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by bignosemousie  3-30-2008    4
 This website has reader submitted photos and stories about jumping on hotel beds. Ha! The first one just cracks me up.
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Pop songs expressed with graphs
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by bignosemousie  2-23-2008    4
 Ha!
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Bacon Robots
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by bignosemousie  2-22-2008   
 It's bacon of the future.
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Why don't we drink pig's milk?
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by bignosemousie  2-22-2008    6
 I highly recommend going to the source and reading both letters.
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The Elephant Song: for the kids
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by bignosemousie  2-15-2008   
 "You don't know anything about animals."
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Bureau of Communication
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by bignosemousie  2-14-2008    2
 Official forms for all of your communication needs. Air your grievance, issue an apology, declare your romantic intentions. Did I say it was official?
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Ninjas vs. Pirates: the debate
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by bignosemousie  1-23-2008    3
 Ninja... Pirate....
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KFC Famous Bowl: Review
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by bignosemousie  1-18-2008    3
 Patton Oswalt described the KFC Bowl as "a failure pile in a sadness bowl" before he even tasted it. Here is his review after he tasted it.
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My greasy lover, bacon
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by bignosemousie  1-8-2008    8
 This is for you, Adam.
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For the cat lovers (and maybe the cat haters too)
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by bignosemousie  12-12-2007    4
 The wigs are $50. Shop at the source. The last picture is my favorite.
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Dancing ladies are a bargain in 2007
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by bignosemousie  12-10-2007    5
 Go to the source to view a cute video about the cost of the items in the song The Twelve Days of Christmas. Gold is up! Geese are up! Maids a milking up!
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I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!)
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by bignosemousie  11-5-2007    1
 No Remarks
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Monty Python- Four Yorkshiremen
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by bignosemousie  10-15-2007    6
 The part about licking the road clean cracks me up every time. Go to the source to read the whole sketch.
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October is National Sarcasm Month: It's Go Time!
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by bignosemousie  10-3-2007    15
 Let's see your best sarcasm.
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Out of Office Countdown Calendar
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by bignosemousie  10-2-2007   
 I've seen Countdown to Hillary, Countdown to Obama and others.
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Classic Underdog Introduction
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by bignosemousie  9-18-2007    4
 When in this world the headlines read Of those who's hearts are filled with greed And rob and steal from those in need. To right this wrong with blinding speed goes Underdog, Underdog, Underdog, Underdog. Speed of lightning, roar of thunder, Fighting all who rob or plunder Underdog, Underdog. There's no need to fear, Underdog is here. When criminals in this world appear, And break the laws that they should fear, And frighten all who see or hear, The cry goes up both far and near for Underdog, Underdog, Underdog, Underdog. Speed of lightning, roar of thunder, Fighting all who rob or plunder Underdog, Underdog.
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Hong Kong Phooey
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by bignosemousie  9-18-2007   
 Catch it on Boomerang.
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What to do if you see a chupacabra
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by bignosemousie  9-6-2007    1
 For goodness' sake take a photo!
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Avert your eyes lolcat haters
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by bignosemousie  8-30-2007   
 From source: Jack: Never let go. Rose: I’ll never let go, Jack. Rose lets go. Rose thinks: “Oh noes. I has let go.” *cue credits*
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Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
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by bignosemousie  8-29-2007    30
 Plaice Potato Prawns Prune Raisin Raspberry *NEW*Rotten Egg Rubber Rum Salad Dressing Salmon Salt Sand Sardines Sausage Shampoo Shrimp Soap Soda Water Sour Cream Spinach Squid Strawberry Jelly Strawberry Mousse Sugar Sulphur Sushi Sweetcorn Syrup Tartar Sauce Tea Thyme Toast Toe nails Toffee Tomato Ketchup Tripe Trout Turnip Vanilla Varnish Vinegar Vomit Walnuts Wildgrass Wood Worcestershire Sauce Yoghurt Zucchini
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Addictionary: Democracy for Definitions
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by bignosemousie  8-25-2007    2
 A place to store (and share) all the words you make up.
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For all the parents out there
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by bignosemousie  8-22-2007    2
 The auction is closed, but the reason for selling these Pokemon cards is pretty funny. Go read the whole story.
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Who shot first? Another conspiracy theory
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by bignosemousie  8-7-2007    1
 Did Greedo really fire first? How did Greedo manage to miss Han Solo? Check out "The Magic Blaster Bolt" diagram. A must read for conspiracy theorists.
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