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    Positive Proof of Global Warming
    Lubaska
    by Lubaska  6-11-2008    2
     sorry... I was in a hurry, so I didnt check others clips, and later I ve found out that the same pic was clipped several times before... usually I dont reclip any...
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    The Difference between scientist and normal person
    Davpe
    by Davpe  5-22-2008    1
     No Remarks
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    Introspection
    dakotayii
    by dakotayii  5-13-2008    6
     No Remarks
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    4 Year Olds Arguing Politics Over the Dinner Table
    alanocu
    by alanocu  5-5-2008    4
     Well, that proves it. We're all acting like children. ;)
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    e-cards unsuitable for any occasion
    Aribeth
    by Aribeth  5-5-2008    6
     Tragically,this shot would be illegal in most parts of the world...
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    Playful Images from René Maltête
    haraya
    by haraya  5-5-2008    9
     No Remarks
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    World Without Engineers
    djolemcloud
    by djolemcloud  5-5-2008    3
     Funny animated picture of our world without engineers...Ouch...
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    LSD vs. Alcohol vs. Tree
    haraya
    by haraya  4-29-2008    4
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    Twitter would be big in prison
    eyemandy
    by eyemandy  4-23-2008    1
     lol
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    I Can Haz LOLZ ??!1!!?
    CrazyRedHead
    by CrazyRedHead  4-20-2008    6
     Dumb, but I love them!
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    The amount is $533.80 (perhaps)
    amgumen
    by amgumen  4-10-2008    6
     No Remarks
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    Make ur own ceiling cat!
    bignosemousie
    by bignosemousie  4-3-2008    10
     Hahahahahahaha. So great, I can't stop thinking of ways to use this.
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    Big F-ing deal!
    ratilfar
    by ratilfar  4-1-2008    7
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    lol lol lolCATS etc
    CrazyRedHead
    by CrazyRedHead  3-29-2008    7
     No Remarks
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    The Science, History and How to of Contagious Laughter
    alanocu
    by alanocu  3-25-2008    13
     Laughter can be a perfectly symmetrical meme in that the mere sound of laughter is capable of infecting and inducing others to laugh themselves, creating the snowball effect of the most successful viral ideas.
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    History's greatest replies
    Aribeth
    by Aribeth  3-3-2008    10
     "All of them—along with many, many hundreds more—appear in my Viva la Repartee book." Pope John XXIII One of the few pontiffs in history with a rich sense of humor, Pope John XXIII once reported to an interviewer that important problems would frequently come to mind in the middle of the night, disturbing his sleep. Half awake, he'd make a mental note: "I must speak to the pope about that." "Then," he confessed, "I would be wide awake and remember—I am the pope!" Once asked by a journalist, "How many people work in the Vatican?" the pontiff pondered the question, giving the impression that he was trying to come up with an accurate estimate. Then, with a straight face, he answered: "About half." (more at the source)
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    Jokes just jokes
    dakotayii
    by dakotayii  2-21-2008    18
     An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?" Man: "What sins?" Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?" Man: "I'm Jewish." Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?" Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."
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    Special Restroom instructions
    dakotayii
    by dakotayii  2-21-2008    4
     No Remarks
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    The I-Rack - MadTV
    gazco
    by gazco  2-19-2008    2
     No Remarks
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    Backscratcher shirt
    dakotayii
    by dakotayii  2-19-2008    3
      Back Scratcher’s T-Shirt * The fast and logical solution to infernal itching The friend (or partner) who offers to scratch your back is a friend (or partner) indeed. Except it all goes horribly wrong when they just can’t seem to locate the maddening itch. For those who are fed up of saying, ‘left a bit… up a bit… right a bit… damn!’ comes a very special T-shirt, complete with Battleships style, itch-locater grid. The scratchee is also equipped with a hand-held miniature corresponding grid-map, for accurate communication. So when the scratcher says, ‘I’m scratching F5, ‘ the scratchee can say, ‘try G7′.
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    40 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments (photos)
    alanocu
    by alanocu  2-19-2008    5
     We should all pity the science teacher, for this is what they deal with on a daily basis.
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    The Lost Beatle Sings "Hey Jude"
    alanocu
    by alanocu  2-18-2008    3
     The guitar may be here for effect and cute appeal (could he get any smaller and the instrument any bigger?) but Hero Ha's talent for song is definitely at play. This Korean 5-year-old started singing at the age of two and is said to now know almost every Beatles song. So here he is, perched high atop his parent's couch, singing loud and proud. Yeah, so he's got no pants on. It's a rock-star thing.
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    LOL Animals, We ROOLZ !!
    CrazyRedHead
    by CrazyRedHead  2-10-2008    12
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    Rare anti-masturbation device up for sale
    dakotayii
    by dakotayii  2-6-2008    6
     And will patina nicely for you .
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    Playful Communication Skills
    wurdzgurl
    by wurdzgurl  2-2-2008    6
     No Remarks
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    Antigravity??
    pawsalmighty
    by pawsalmighty  2-2-2008    3
     I think I'll try this later today.
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    Love, Romance & Joys of Parenting
    alanocu
    by alanocu  2-2-2008    4
     via Dark Roasted Blend
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    When positive identification is needed, refer to chart
    alanocu
    by alanocu  2-1-2008    7
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    A little bit of safety humor
    kkcapricorn
    by kkcapricorn  1-30-2008    2
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    How wearing glasses can impact your image
    alanocu
    by alanocu  1-29-2008    9
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    Word-up. Easy on the spray-on tan guys
    alanocu
    by alanocu  1-27-2008    8
     and could you pout your lips for the camera please?
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    Nature's Comedy: Animals Having Fun
    alanocu
    by alanocu  1-20-2008    15
     this is part 9 of series of photographs; some were new to me; links to parts 1-8 can be found at the source page
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    HealthCare Humor
    kkcapricorn
    by kkcapricorn  1-19-2008    4
     Laugh, laugh, laugh
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    Imaginary friends
    Aribeth
    by Aribeth  1-19-2008    11
     While it's generally perfectly fine to humor your child and go along with her claims about the existence of an imaginary friend, there are a few ground rules: -Don't let the "friend" be your child's only companion. -Don't let your child shift responsibility for everything bad to the friend. -Treat the friend with respect. -Don't use the friend to manipulate your child. Most kids lose their imaginary friends between their third and fifth birthdays. Sometimes the friends are forgotten, sometimes they're sent on a distant and permanent trip, and other times they "die" in a horrible accident. (from familyresource.com) Pretend friends rarely are a sign of emotional problems.If a child claims a friend is controlling her and making her do things she doesn't want to do, parents should seek psychological help.But if a child isn't depressed and has real-life friends too, pretend pals shouldn't cause concern. In fact, parents should look for day care and preschool programs that
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    Animated Nonsense (good for a few laughs)
    alanocu
    by alanocu  1-9-2008    3
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    The birds & the bees ...
    Deepti
    by Deepti  1-9-2008    10
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    For LOLCAT lovers...
    CrazyRedHead
    by CrazyRedHead  1-8-2008    12
     I can't help it, I luv 'em.
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    Rate Your Beer
    CrazyRedHead
    by CrazyRedHead  1-8-2008    2
     Yes, this is a real product - Budweiser + Clamato. Most of the testers were not pleased.
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    Hofbrauhaus Catastrophe
    alanocu
    by alanocu  1-5-2008    10
     'here's to those who wish us well.........those who don't can go to ...OOPS!'
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    12 Funniest Homeless signs
    Bluephoenix4
    by Bluephoenix4  1-4-2008    24
      "If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long." --Chris Rock
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