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POPSPentagon Restarting Mass Vaccinations. Manipulating data? Forced vaccination programs? Rejecting science? Putting our own at risk? Naaaa, they wouldn't do that.. I mean, we DO trust the US government, right? Whoah! Was that a flying pig I just saw?!?
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POPSDemocrats Think of Semi-dirty Trick, Republicans Mad They Didn't Think of it First Oh no, they figured out a way to game the system. Link to one damning article from a non-partisan source? Noooo! How fiendish. Will the villainy of the morally bankrupt Google-bombers never cease? I'm positive that this will totally throw the election toward the Democrats, because everyone knows that exposure to even one paragraph of criticism will turn the hardiest Bush-supporter into a raving liberal. Giving negative information to voters? Why, that's downright uncivil. Republicans would only impugn the character of their opponents with lies, not some kind of non-partisan information piece.
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POPSMyspace, with Help From Record Companies, To Suck Even More Record companies, angered at receiving free publicity from online personalities named after Dragonball Z characters or ICP members, have decided that people who wouldn't buy their music anyway are somehow losing them money. I guess it makes sense - after hearing most artists once, I have no desire whatsoever to hear them ever again. In related news, anyone playing their car stereo loud enough to be heard outside the vehicle must pay licensing fees to BMG, et. al.
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POPSHope for the Future, More Brutal Wars to Follow Way to cover the bases for any future genocides. It's not as if precision weapons are precise, or vital in Iraq anyway. I suppose when you're on the ground in the dirt, the only thing to do is talk more shit about how much you're going to mess up the next guy that messes with you. I seem to remember something about belligerence and wars of aggression, but history fades away. Looks like the doctrine of Charles Portal lives on.
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POPSNonsense Tricks the Gullible, Absolutely Nobody Surprised A kid who disappeared into the woods returned thinner than before. Big surprise. An even bigger surprise was the news that he lived for months without food, a claim so completely unverifiable that it must be true. Carrying a sword, he said, "Even Buddha had, like, a ninja star and a big Bowie knife and had to whup some ass like Chuck-Norris style." Then he shrugged his shoulders, blew his bangs away from his face, sat down in the forest and listened to The Cure. His followers say he is immune to both fire and snakebites. When contacted, fire responded, "I call bullshit." Snakebites at first offered, "No comment," but then said, "No, really, he thinks he's immune? I'll break him of that little illusion, just as meditation breaks us of the illusion of consciousness." Scientists were unable to examine the boy because they'd just ruin the whole fucking scam.
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