Spiritualmonkey

Real Name: Pirate
Location: Oaktown, CA
Joined:6-17-2008
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About me
Bartender-of-Fortune, plying the the intoxicologist's trade at parties & events across the greater Bay Area.

Husband of Lexica, and probable accidental author of any of her clips/comments that involve excess vulgarity or the use of "ratfucksonofabitch" as a word.

5/1/09: I've decided to police the discussion on the threads that start off my clips, and delete comments that descend into ad hominem a.k.a. "personal attacks", or involve other acts of incivility towards other commenters..

I clip my fair share contentious clips, and I enjoy vigorous debate. But keep it civil, don't get personal.

If I could, I would disemvowel only the sections of comments that are actually uncivil, rude, personal, etc. But Clipmarks doesn't allow that, only deletion of an entire comment or nothing.

As why I've decided to moderate the threads I start, here's some cogent reasons.

And yes, I do in fact have my own moderator's seal of approval
Why I use Clipmarks
Because taking notes on paper and posting them on my front door doesn't get as much exposure.

I've also started using Clipmarks to store research materials for the series of stories I'm writing.

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Zheng Gu Shui
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by Spiritualmonkey  Yesterday 6:57 PM   
 Our acupuncturist pronounces it "Zen Goo Shway". Similar to Ben-gay and other topical liniments, Team LexiMonkey always keeps a couple of bottles of this stuff on hand. our local Vietnamese grocery carries it, Excellent for aches and pains and bruises. There are stories of fighters breaking an arm, soaking the arm in ZGS, taping it up, and going on to win the match. Our acupuncturist discounts the literal interpretation of that story, but this is really great stuff.
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Why Precious Should Have Been Taught Math Instead of Journaling
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by Spiritualmonkey  Yesterday 10:44 AM   
  Anyone who has taught adult-literacy classes knows that inexperienced writers' efforts are more often clichéd, vague, and confusing than searingly original and profound. And that's just the work of students with an aptitude to write... Maybe writing in her journal allowed Precious to conceive of a better life for herself and her children; maybe creating a persona on the page enhanced her self-worth. But, contrary to what Hollywood would have us believe, the world does not reward self-expression as readily or consistently as it rewards a good head for numbers. It's hard for any writer to support herself writing. Precious's teacher should have known that, and given her a calculator along with that journal.
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Monkey Brand Black Toothpaste Powder
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by Spiritualmonkey  11-5-2009    1
 I got some of this stuff at Vik's in Berzerkeley because, well... monkeys. I tell you what, though: my teeth haven't felt this clean in ages.
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New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse
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by Spiritualmonkey  11-5-2009   
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Afghanistan: It's game over, time for America to go.
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by Spiritualmonkey  11-3-2009    1
 Karzai is corrupt, has no legitimacy with the Afghan people, and he's effectively the mayor of Kabul. There is no legitimate reason for Americans to keep killing and dying & pouring money we don't have into occupying a country that: A) No-one since Alexander the Great on up through the Soviets were able to subdue B) Really, REALLY hates outsiders and will kill Americans just because they're there. It's over whether we like it or not. Time to come home.
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Happy Halloween, everybody!
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-31-2009    5
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Dispelling myths about meatless meals
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-30-2009   
 The right-wing blowhards getting their knickers in a twist over this is so amusing. Because it's indoctrination to teach kids that anything but meat for lunch is a good thing. How dare they! Like kids experiencing foregoing meat one meal a week is some sort of communist plot to weaken our children and make them susceptible to socialized medicine and nuclear disarmament or something.
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"The plural of anecdote IS data"
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-29-2009    2
 Everybody gets the quote wrong. Everybody quotes it as "The plural of anecdote is not data".
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Bank can't prove it owns the mortgage, Judge writes off $460k debt
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-29-2009   
 This is why Rep. Kaptur was telling people facing eviction to squat in their own homes , refuse to be evicted, and make the bank demonstrate in court that the debt is legitimate . Possession is 9/10 of the law. I predict that this is the first tremble of a massive shock-wave about to move through our economy.
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Latin, Greek, & Friends w/ Benefits
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-28-2009    2
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"Stop hatin' start participatin'!"
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-27-2009    1
 One of the funniest scenes from Be Cool . And Vaughan is improvising too!
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Owl brand instant ginger tea with honey
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-26-2009   
 Research has shown ginger to be effective against nausea, better than the ingredients in common motion-sickness medications like Dramamine, but with none of the side effects. {{Lexica}}'s stomach is easily upset, so we keep this tea on hand at all times and she starts most mornings with a mug of hot ginger tea with half a lemon squeezed into it. And even if you're not prone to nausea, it's very tasty! More: If you have a decrease in your hunger level, an increase in clear phlegm production , a slow digestion, joint swelling and/or a pale flabby tongue, a daily cup of Owl Instant Ginger Tea with Honey can do wonders to circulate and restore your body's digestive harmony.
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Bubba Claus
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-25-2009    2
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Where The Alcoholic Things Are
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-23-2009   
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Ivan Illich: Societal energy use and societal equity are linked
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by Lexica  10-22-2009    1
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BBC videos Golden Eagles hunting reindeer in Finland
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-21-2009    2
 Click through for the video. SWEET ELVIS IN HIS BLACK 1968 COMEBACK SPECIAL LEATHERS, NATURE IS AWESOME! {{Lexica}}, we MUST go to Finland. They have saunas in Finland. And eagles that FREAKIN' HUNT REINDEER!
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Dear "Market Good/Govt Bad" types: You were wrong
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-16-2009    4
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Sarah Palin's approval rating hits all-time low
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-16-2009    3
 Please, PLEASE.... run in 2012, Sarah! Keep William Shatner working!
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Remebering the roots of a REAL Civil War
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-16-2009    4
 More: After decades of mistrust and recrimination over the conflict between slavery and free labor, many in the North and South now found themselves even more fundamentally at odds. As Northerners increasingly hailed Brown as a hero, panicky Southerners execrated him as the devil himself. The tempest over John Brown appeared to shatter any hope of regional reconciliation. As one South Carolina editor put it, "The day of compromise is passed there is no peace for the South in the Union." It would be too much to claim that John Brown's raid made the Civil War inevitable. But it is fair to say that it helped to create an unbridgeable gap between the free states and the slave power that could only be, as Brown himself put it, "purged away with blood." There are many lessons that can be drawn from John Brown's raid, but the experience of the Civil War ought to stand as a permanent rebuke to the irresponsible incitement of contemporary political figures who trade so easily
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Wall Street Derivatives: So complex as to be "Computationall intractable"
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-15-2009    1
 MORE: In principle, an alert buyer can detect tampering even if he doesn't know which asset classes are the lemons: he simply examines all 1000 CDOs and looks for a suspicious overrepresentation of some of the asset classes in some of the CDOs. What Arora et al. show is that is an NP-complete problem ("densest subgraph"). This problem is believed to be computationally intractable; thus, even the most alert buyer can't have enough computational power to do the analysis. Arora et al. show it's even worse than that: even after the buyer has lost a lot of money (because enough mortgages defaulted to devalue his "senior tranche"), he can't prove that that tampering occurred: he can't prove that the distribution of lemons wasn't random. This makes it hard to get recourse in court; it also makes it hard to regulate CDOs. Everyone on Wall Street... UP AGAINST THE WALL, THE LOT OF YOU BASTARDS!
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Santa Claus is an 80-year-old vegetarian, barefoot runner, and champion of children's rights
Lexica
by Lexica  10-14-2009   
 I do believe in Santa Claus!!! :lol:
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Xootr Crossrack bike rack/pannier system
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by Lexica  10-14-2009   
 One of these would make my Xootr Mg even more useful.
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What Stormtroopers do on their day off
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-13-2009    3
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Smart Remarks: "Why do conservatives hate the poor?"
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-13-2009    4
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Great Grandmother, 100, Breaks World Record in Shot Put
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by clip-on-tie  10-12-2009    3
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"More fit" beats "less fat" for a longer life
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by Lexica  10-11-2009    4
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Myth: Obesity costs Americans $117 billion annually
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by Lexica  10-11-2009   
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How can obesity be a disease when it has health benefits?
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by Lexica  10-11-2009   
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The obesity paradox
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by Lexica  10-11-2009    2
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Infinty Squared
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-10-2009    2
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One Nation Under the ELDER GODS!
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-9-2009    3
  The Thing That Should Not Be by Metallica: Messenger of fear in sight Dark deception kills the light Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for father, roaming free Fearless wretch Insanity He watches Lurking beneath the sea Great old one Forbidden site He searches Hunter of the shadows is rising Immortal In madness you dwell Crawling chaos, underground Cult has summoned, twisted sound Out from ruins once possessed Fallen city, living death Fearless wretch Insanity He watches Lurking beneath the sea Timeless sleep Has been upset He awakens Hunter of the shadows is rising Immortal In madness you dwell Not dead which eternal lie Stranger eons death may die Drain you of your sanity Face the thing that should not be Fearless wretch Insanity He watches Lurking beneath the sea Great old one Forbidden site He searches Hunter of the shadows is rising Immortal In madness you dwell.
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Oklahoma To Post Abortion Records On Public Website
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-9-2009   
 More: Apparently, in Oklahoma, "small government" Republicans are only interested in keeping government out of the private lives of men, and those women who make the personal health choices with which they agree. If you think this list won't be used to intimidate women and lead to violence, you are either a liar or deluded. The anti-abortion fringe has been killing people and setting off bombs for years. Mark me, the moment this goes into effect, some woman is going to be the target of violence, and she will have been identified by this database.
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UK thugs handed a beatdown by cross-dressing cage fighters
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-8-2009    3
 That's right, folks. Dean Gardner (19) and Jason Fender (22) of the UK picked a fight on the street, thought the guys in the dresses would be easy prey... and got their asses handed to them by a couple of transvestite CAGE FIGHTERS. All captured on the ubiquitous UK security cameras.
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Pot Legalization Gains Momentum In California
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-8-2009    3
 More: But some legal scholars and policy analysts say the government will not be able to require California to help in enforcing the federal marijuana ban if the state legalizes the drug. Without assistance from the state's legions of narcotics officers, they say, federal agents could do little to curb marijuana in California. "Even though that federal ban is still in place and the federal government can enforce it, it doesn't mean the states have to follow suit," said Robert Mikos, a Vanderbilt University law professor who recently published a paper about the issue. Nothing can stop federal anti-drug agents from making marijuana arrests, even if Californians legalize pot, he said. However, the U.S. government cannot pass a law requiring local and state police, sheriff's departments or state narcotics enforcers to help. That is significant, because nearly all arrests for marijuana crimes are made at the state level. (Emph. mine)
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Mary Cheney's baby brings out conservative bile, hate, & bigotry
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-8-2009    3
 More choice comments re: Dick Cheney's impending grandchild: -I respect Dick Cheney, but I don't understand why he is allowing his daughter to take innocent children into her lesbianic home. Can anyone claim that these kids won't be scarred for life? So sad. -Also repugnant, IMNSHO, is the use of "they are expecting a child" when, for obvious reasons "they" could not POSSIBLY have conceived. -As much as I don't like it, God will have to sort this out in the end. -she’s an emancipated adult. Mary Cheney is poorly exercising her free will which she will have to answer for one day. -This should be made a criminal act- it is selfish and does emotional violence to the child. - hese homosexual couples have to use a whole series of bizarre test tube procedures in order to obtain their human play toy. There is nothing natural or loving about it. Ah, the smell of bigotry in the morning. After the death of the Rep. party, this is what history will remember.
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Band rejects Glenn Beck's endorsement
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-7-2009    6
 Click through for the audio clip from GB's show. With 19 more advertisers dumping beck and the GB-show-death-watch continuing, nobody wants to be associated with GB's "circling-the-drain kooties". I dig that the band's landsharks got on it before the broadcast was even over.
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Shakira, "Lupa (She-wolf)" a.k.a "Dancing in a giant vagina"
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-5-2009    2
 Why does it sparkle? Is that healthy?
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Caveman Science Fiction
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-5-2009    1
 "ME GO TOO FAR!
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The Last Supper... now, with more makeup
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-3-2009    2
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David Letterman admits to being blackmailed over sex w/ cow-orkers
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by Spiritualmonkey  10-2-2009    2
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