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    5 things men wish women understood
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    by Rashid Malik  12-12-2007    3
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    Advice from a guru
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    by Rashid Malik  12-1-2007    1
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    Indiana strange laws
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    by Rashid Malik  11-22-2007    3
     Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session. Liquor stores may not sell milk. Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes. Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor. You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her. Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights. No one may catch a fish with his bare hands. Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it. “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal. You are required to pour your drink into a glass. It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Immoral Practices.
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    Presidential candidates, funny moments
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    by Rashid Malik  11-18-2007   
     And here's the desert; * Hillary Clinton cracked a corker of a joke in January, but unintentionally. She rephrased a question as “what in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?” Her listeners in Davenport, Iowa, laughed for 30 seconds; many assumed it was an allusion to her unfaithful husband. But the senator later said to the press corps: “You guys keep telling me lighten up, be funny. So I get a little funny, and now I’m being psychoanalyzed.”
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    Most needed warning
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    by Rashid Malik  11-16-2007    2
     Yeah! Nobody tells you of the dangers until its too late (and ultimately you find it out by yourself and take revenge upon your fellow men by not advising them right).
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    Multiple uses of condom
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    by Rashid Malik  11-16-2007   
     So don't throw your condoms away. Keep them for rainy days.
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    Have you read Marx?
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    by Rashid Malik  11-9-2007    10
     Wicker chairs?
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    The woman I would marry
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    by Rashid Malik  11-6-2007    2
     Who wouldn't want a wife like that?
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    Old horny woman
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    by Rashid Malik  11-3-2007    7
     Who the hell invented that damn thing? It deprives real men of real pleasure.
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    The coverup
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    by Rashid Malik  11-1-2007    2
     That was an innovative and imaginative fella.
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    Funny wife one liners
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    by Rashid Malik  10-27-2007    1
     Why do men keep getting married even after having read so much wisdom (or is it that they only seek this knowledge after having committed the foolishness)?
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    I didn't sleep with my wife before marriage
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    by Rashid Malik  10-22-2007    2
     Two guys discussion about popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
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    Big spotlight in the sky
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    by Rashid Malik  10-13-2007    2
     A kids version of Christmas story.
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    Why women use more words?
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    by Rashid Malik  10-12-2007    3
     Fact: Women use about two times the number of words used by men per day. Reason: Read the clip.
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    What are men like?
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    by Rashid Malik  10-5-2007    2
     An amusing description of men and women.
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    Fish which couldn't swim
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    by Rashid Malik  9-28-2007   
     Now just where would you find fish like that?
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    Nip them in the bud
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    by Rashid Malik  9-28-2007   
     What else makes a woeee, woeee sound?
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    A helpful husband
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    by Rashid Malik  9-18-2007   
     Now that was one sympathetic husband.
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    A sad story
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    by Rashid Malik  9-15-2007    5
     While Bill and Jim came down through the stairs while Scott took the shortest route, he was thrown down.
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    Aren’t older women great?
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    by Rashid Malik  9-14-2007    7
     Poor man! Got nothing in the end.
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    Johnny's father
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    by Rashid Malik  9-12-2007   
     Johnny's father is a gay?
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    One kiss per yard
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    by Rashid Malik  9-11-2007   
     Clever girl!
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    My own golf course
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    by Rashid Malik  9-11-2007    3
     Eleven wifes? One is difficult to maintain; how did he manage eleven of them?
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    Somethings that symbolize Christmas
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    by Rashid Malik  9-4-2007   
     A nice Christmas joke for those how think Christmas is far away and are missing its fun.
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    "animal-jokes cats-jokes dogs-jokes jokes humor
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    by Rashid Malik  9-1-2007   
     Dogs and cats humor coated philosophy.
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    Irresponsible couple
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    by Rashid Malik  8-31-2007    11
     So they were both a little forgetful. Comes with old age.
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    The break off letter
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    by Rashid Malik  8-31-2007   
     Now that was a revenge worthy of her unfaithfulness.
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    The elderly hero
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    by Rashid Malik  8-26-2007    1
     So that's how he went into the water in the first place.
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    Who was THAT?
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    by Rashid Malik  8-24-2007   
     Well older women and older men do look sexless (if they wore same clothes and hair lengths etc).
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    St. Peter and the lawyer
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    by Rashid Malik  8-18-2007    1
     He lost his case at the biggest court of all. Poor guy!
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    The man from balcony
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    by Rashid Malik  7-7-2007   
     No wonder he was unable to move. Must have broken a few bones during landing.
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    The young old man
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    by Rashid Malik  7-7-2007   
     Well that's a sure recipe for early death.
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    How many men are controlled by their wives?
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    by Rashid Malik  7-4-2007    4
     So that shows that there are two types of men on this earth, those controlled by their wives and those controlled by their wives.
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    Friendship's : Men vs Women
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    by Rashid Malik  7-4-2007    3
     Men tend to overdo it in their friendship, while women under-do it.
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    The ultimate Super Bowl fan
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    by Rashid Malik  6-29-2007    3
     Some fan he was! Wouldn't miss the event even for his own wife's funeral.
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    The freewheeler
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    by Rashid Malik  6-29-2007   
     That was one smart soldier.
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    Three types of men
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    by Rashid Malik  6-26-2007    3
     So does that imply that an unmarried man is both wise and honest?
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    Perfect child Perfect wife
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    by Rashid Malik  6-26-2007   
     Men like their own kids but neighbor's wife.
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    The swollen thingy!
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    by Rashid Malik  6-5-2007   
     I was in a real lousy mood, but this one managed to bring a laughter out of by insides.
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    Complimenting wives!
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    by Rashid Malik  6-3-2007    2
     The first two couples were not married, the third one definitely was (and for quite some time too).
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