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    In search of a pretty bride
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  12-11-2007    4
     The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a wee bit -- not that you can hardly tell -- cross-eyed." The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry." The redneck gave his blessing, so the couple was wed immediately. Months later their first baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the Redneck, "she was just a wee bit -- not that you could hardly tell -- pregnant when you met her."
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    Presidential candidates, funny moments
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-18-2007   
     And here's the desert; * Hillary Clinton cracked a corker of a joke in January, but unintentionally. She rephrased a question as “what in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?” Her listeners in Davenport, Iowa, laughed for 30 seconds; many assumed it was an allusion to her unfaithful husband. But the senator later said to the press corps: “You guys keep telling me lighten up, be funny. So I get a little funny, and now I’m being psychoanalyzed.”
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    Most needed warning
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-16-2007    2
     Yeah! Nobody tells you of the dangers until its too late (and ultimately you find it out by yourself and take revenge upon your fellow men by not advising them right).
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    The woman I would marry
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-6-2007    2
     Who wouldn't want a wife like that?
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    Reason for second marriage
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-6-2007   
     Was she shrewd or what?
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    Difference between love, lust and marriage explained
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-6-2007    21
     Dummy's guide to love, lust and marriage. OR Everything you ever wanted to know about love and marriage (but were too shy to ask your father).
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    White for bride, black for groom
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-5-2007    8
     Ssshhh! Kid you are not supposed to ask your mommy such type of questions. Its taboo.
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    Funny wife quotes
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-27-2007    2
     Not safe for married women.
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    Funny one liners
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-24-2007   
     Lots of humorous one liners.
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    I didn't sleep with my wife before marriage
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-22-2007    2
     Two guys discussion about popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
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    Funny marriage quotes
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-18-2007    1
     Do you agree?
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    Divorce in heaven
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  9-4-2007   
     So there are no lawyers in heaven.
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    The quick marriage proposal
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  8-30-2007   
     So she had done her homework.
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    The poisoned husband
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  8-29-2007   
     He deserved it.
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    What’s a twelve-pack for?
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  7-7-2007   
     Once a month is in early marriage, it keeps dropping as years progress.
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    Wife which could not be pleased
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  6-27-2007    2
     Poor husband! He tried his best.
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    Horse on the phone
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  6-24-2007    7
     Reminded me of Murio and Usetess Bag (Courage the cowardly dog show on cartoon network).
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    Three times a week
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  6-16-2007    4
     No wonder she wanted a divorce?
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    Complimenting wives!
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  6-3-2007    2
     The first two couples were not married, the third one definitely was (and for quite some time too).
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    One is not enough
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  5-27-2007    2
     Some people are insatiable.
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