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    POPS    Why Satan gets blamed?
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-22-2007   
     Poor Satan! Maybe he is just a scapegoat for our wrong doings!
    6
    POPS    An engineer in hell
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    by Rashid Malik  10-19-2007    2
     This shows that engineers are remarkable fellas (no I'm not an engineer).
    1
    POPS    Your money will save you
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    by Rashid Malik  10-12-2007   
     So teh money went to a bigger embezzler, the lawyer.
    2
    POPS    Bad impression
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    by Rashid Malik  10-12-2007   
     And how might he have hidden his embarrassment?
    2
    POPS    Mars money
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-4-2007   
     Or maybe he should have gone to Mars himself and started practicing there.
    2
    POPS    Making the most of time
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    by Rashid Malik  9-19-2007    1
     A lawyer is a businessman.
    1
    POPS    How can you make a lawyer smile?
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    by Rashid Malik  9-18-2007   
     Good tip for photographers.
    2
    POPS    What’s pro bono?
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    by Rashid Malik  9-18-2007    1
     pro bono means done for the public good without compensation
    8
    POPS    The ambulance chaser
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    by Rashid Malik  9-18-2007    2
     How can lawyers ever go without business?
    7
    POPS    Lawyer vs butcher
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    by Rashid Malik  9-18-2007    4
     And the lawyer won, as expected.
    3
    POPS    How to take your money with you?
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    by Rashid Malik  9-14-2007    1
     Well he should have known that he was not going to heaven.
    1
    POPS    Divorce in heaven
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    by Rashid Malik  9-4-2007   
     So there are no lawyers in heaven.
    8
    POPS    God wants to hire a lawyer
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    by Rashid Malik  9-2-2007    1
     Now Satan's question was quiet valid. God's in trouble with the law against him. (Dont sue me Deepti).
    2
    POPS    A Failed attempt
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    by Rashid Malik  9-1-2007    6
     His assessment was absolutely correct but he chose the wrong man. Looks like bad luck hit him that day.
    3
    POPS    Price of a lawyer's brain
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    by Rashid Malik  8-31-2007   
     So anyone who doesn't has much brain between the skull becomes a lawyer.
    2
    POPS    Whats the catch?
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    by Rashid Malik  8-31-2007    1
     So he already knew where his family was going after death.
    0
    POPS    A materialistic lawyer
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    by Rashid Malik  8-18-2007   
     Well most people will not approve this level of materialism.
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    POPS    St. Peter and the lawyer
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    by Rashid Malik  8-18-2007    1
     He lost his case at the biggest court of all. Poor guy!
    9
    POPS    The sign of a true mother-in-law
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    by Rashid Malik  6-22-2007   
     So those who intending to get married must find girls with mothers deceased.
    2
    POPS    The witness who wouldn't answer
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    by Rashid Malik  6-21-2007    2
     Maybe he was right. Maybe the question should have been for the judge.
    5
    POPS    God, Satan and lawyers
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  6-17-2007   
     Now I now why God created those lawyers.
    7
    POPS    The $30,000 check
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    by Rashid Malik  6-11-2007   
     There you go again. The lawyer beat the doctor and the priest to it.
    1
    POPS    Poker cheaters
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  6-3-2007    1
     Do they do similar stuff in courts too?
    2
    POPS    Lawyer vs doctor
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    by Rashid Malik  6-2-2007   
     Who was cross examining whom?
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    POPS    Priest's last wish!
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  5-21-2007   
     And did they hold a pillow over his face afterwards?
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