Clipmarks - Rashid Malik's kids jokes

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POPS How do you become a daddy?

by Rashid Malik 12-10-2007

No Remarks

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POPS 12 funny quotes

by Rashid Malik 12-7-2007

“There are no good roles for Indians in Hollywood, unless you’re shooting at Jack Bauer or looking for White Castle.” - Mark Saldana “What do you think you should do if you’re attacked by a bear? Play dead? No — that’s a lie promoted by the bears.” - Eugene Mirman “Only thing that’s worse than walking in on your parents making love is walking in on your grandparents making love. That’s why I no longer eat raisins.” - Zach Galifianakis “I’m living with a crazy midget. Crazy people talk to themselves, laugh at their own jokes and s--t themselves. That’s my son.” - Jo Koy

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POPS Psychiatrist to the rescue

by Rashid Malik 12-6-2007

No Remarks

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POPS My daughter will screw all night if we let her!

by Rashid Malik 11-16-2007

Brought on old memories! Didn't it?

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POPS 4 kids jokes

by Rashid Malik 11-13-2007

Cute kids, cute jokes.

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POPS Teenager's problems

by Rashid Malik 11-13-2007

So, kids hate going out with their parents and would do anything to prevent that from happening.

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POPS Nickels, dimes and quarters

by Rashid Malik 11-12-2007

To him it might have seemed unclaimed money. So he took possession of it.

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POPS Salesman and the kid

by Rashid Malik 11-9-2007

This is what happens when you assume too much and don't ask detailed, specific questions.

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POPS Difference between love, lust and marriage explained

by Rashid Malik 11-6-2007

Dummy's guide to love, lust and marriage. OR Everything you ever wanted to know about love and marriage (but were too shy to ask your father).

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POPS I'm not staying here

by Rashid Malik 10-22-2007

Yeah! And how's a kid supposed to pay such a huge mortgage.

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POPS Belief in hell

by Rashid Malik 10-22-2007

You can't live with them; you can't live without them (a necessary evil). (Just joking women and wives are greatest gift of life (and the byproducts (kids) are the best things that life have to offer).

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POPS Wife's looks

by Rashid Malik 10-22-2007

How words are misinterpreted?

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POPS Inheritance of intelligence

by Rashid Malik 10-22-2007

That solves the issue of inheritance of intelligence from parents.

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POPS A bitch that ran out of gas

by Rashid Malik 10-13-2007

"He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent"; looks like a useful tip for dog (bitch actually) owners.

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POPS Big spotlight in the sky

by Rashid Malik 10-13-2007

A kids version of Christmas story.

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POPS Father of my kid

by Rashid Malik 10-12-2007

What if the teacher and his wife were at friendly terms?

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POPS The cat kicker's punishment

by Rashid Malik 10-6-2007

Poor husband! His vital supplies have been suspended.

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POPS Biscuit thief

by Rashid Malik 10-4-2007

Clever kid!