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    Marketing concepts explained
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  12-11-2007   
     6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback" 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap" 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share" 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"
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    4 tips for a longer life
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-23-2007    18
     The man is quite restless, but the doctor continues, "Do you have sex?" "Yeah, once a week or so..., only with my wife!" he adds hurriedly. "As soon as you get out of here you are going to buy twin beds. No more sex for you. None." The man is appalled. "Doc...Are you sure I'm going to live longer this way?" "I have no idea, but whatever you live, I assure you it is going to seem like an eternity!"
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    Presidential candidates, funny moments
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-18-2007   
     And here's the desert; * Hillary Clinton cracked a corker of a joke in January, but unintentionally. She rephrased a question as “what in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?” Her listeners in Davenport, Iowa, laughed for 30 seconds; many assumed it was an allusion to her unfaithful husband. But the senator later said to the press corps: “You guys keep telling me lighten up, be funny. So I get a little funny, and now I’m being psychoanalyzed.”
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    Multiple uses of condom
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-16-2007   
     So don't throw your condoms away. Keep them for rainy days.
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    What I learnt at the finishing school
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-15-2007    3
     Ummmm! Where is that school?
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    Jokes: A mouse of a husband
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-11-2007    2
     Women are afraid of mice, aren't they?
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    Get me a beer before it starts
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-9-2007    1
     A story of every house hold (though the scenario may be different).
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    Reason for second marriage
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-6-2007   
     Was she shrewd or what?
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    Valentine's day dream
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-5-2007    4
     Serves her right!
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    In search of the lost wife
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-4-2007    2
     Wives and cats are impossible to loose. How did this guy manage to do that? And what the heck is he trying to find her back for?
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    Advice from a burglar
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-4-2007   
     Poor guy! He sure do need lessons in stealth. (Are women/wives equipped with anti-stealth measures?)
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    Eggs, sausages and a coder
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-4-2007    2
     So thats what happens with a programmer's wife. (Now you can't say I didn't warn you).
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    I forgot her name three years ago
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-31-2007    4
     That's not too far away from truth. Some marriages are somewhere closer to that.
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    That’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-31-2007    12
     Blonds are so cool. (And clipmarks got so many of them). Sigh! If only China would start manufacturing blonds, I would be able to afford a few.
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    You're going to lose ALL your friends
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-30-2007    2
     Looks like Jack's wife had been quiet busy behind his back.
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    Everybody's gotta be somewhere
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-29-2007   
     He was right in a wrong way.
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    Put down the gun
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-29-2007    2
     And she went to Church to declare (confess) that she had put an end to her husband's life. How horrible.
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    I told you he was dumb
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-29-2007    1
     That was a time for action not for questioning.
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    But you don't have a pool
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-28-2007   
     Poor innocent folks! Maybe they were real husband and wife. Look what misunderstanding and carelessness causes.
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    Funny business signs
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-27-2007    6
     Work is fun if humor is involved.
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    I was a fool when I married you
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-27-2007   
     And its still more foolish to stay with fools even after knowing that fact.
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    Funny wife quotes
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-27-2007    2
     Not safe for married women.
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    Belief in hell
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-22-2007    3
     You can't live with them; you can't live without them (a necessary evil). (Just joking women and wives are greatest gift of life (and the byproducts (kids) are the best things that life have to offer).
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    40 years old curse
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-22-2007   
     That's a curse no wizard can dispel.
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    Wife's looks
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-22-2007    1
     How words are misinterpreted?
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    A generous husband
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-22-2007   
     The world would have been such a pleasant place if all the courts in the world would have turned so generous.
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    World's Scariest License Plate
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-12-2007   
     Every husband's nightmare.
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    Why women use more words?
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-12-2007    3
     Fact: Women use about two times the number of words used by men per day. Reason: Read the clip.
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    The cat kicker's punishment
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-6-2007    6
     Poor husband! His vital supplies have been suspended.
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    Breast enlargement therapy
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-5-2007   
     Might work!
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    Can I phone a friend?
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-1-2007    1
     Well if she was not playing then he was entitled to a life line.
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    The before and after personality
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-1-2007   
     So she was a transvestite, right?
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    A helpful husband
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  9-18-2007   
     Now that was one sympathetic husband.
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    Doing it for free
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  9-15-2007    1
     Only two times a year! No wonder he was malnourished.
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    You are next fatty
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  9-15-2007    2
     I wonder what happened with him afterwards (and where did he find himself after he came to his senses)?
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    Humorous quotes
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  9-1-2007    15
     Dedicated to my good friend duvelic (The Thinker).
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    Dogs and cats one liners
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  8-31-2007   
     Some are true, some hilarious.
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    The poisoned husband
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  8-29-2007   
     He deserved it.
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    Husband's revenge
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  8-29-2007   
     Now that's a real man, a real husband.
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    Missing husband report
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  8-29-2007    2
     She was a realist.
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