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    English class bloopers
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  12-12-2007    2
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    I used to be
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    by Rashid Malik  12-12-2007   
     I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained. I used to be a road digger, but I got re-trenched. I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me. I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive. I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot. I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind. I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so. I used to be a taxi driver, but found I couldn't hack it. I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class. I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket. I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked. I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it. I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it. I considered going into the ministry but I didn't have an altar ego. I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it. I thought becoming a candle maker, but I wasn't sure wick end
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    15 funniest definitions of teenager
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-25-2007    2
     A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing. An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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    10 funny one-liners
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-24-2007    2
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    Funny one line jokes
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-24-2007    2
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    11 old age funniest one liners
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    by Rashid Malik  11-22-2007    4
     - You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
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    5 Stock market jokes
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  11-18-2007    3
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    Confucius said
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-30-2007    1
     Wear a tight belt or you run the risk of bursting with laughter while reading these.
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    Funny business signs
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-27-2007    6
     Work is fun if humor is involved.
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    Funny wife one liners
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-27-2007    1
     Why do men keep getting married even after having read so much wisdom (or is it that they only seek this knowledge after having committed the foolishness)?
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    20 funniest one liners
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-25-2007    1
     Facts of life!
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    Funny one liners
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  10-24-2007   
     Lots of humorous one liners.
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    Computer funny one liners
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    by Rashid Malik  10-4-2007    1
     Great stuff!
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    Funny one-liners
    Rashid Malik
    by Rashid Malik  7-7-2007   
     Some funny one-liners.
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