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POPSButtock-clenching at the bus stop Tory MP Philip Davies lashed out at the move. He asked: ‘Is this April 1st? The Government is virtually bankrupt and yet it is spending its last few pounds encouraging people to do Pilates at bus stops. ‘It is the nanny state gone completely mad and a shocking waste of taxpayers’ money.’
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POPS21 Excuses for not Having Sex — You can’t stop thinking about all the stuff you have to do tomorrow, and what you really want to do is find a pencil and a piece of paper. — You have your teeth-whitening equipment in. — You are bloody tired. — You have hiccups. — He hasn’t shaved. — You think the heating might still be on. It is unbelievably hot. — It is too cold to risk the duvet moving at all.
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POPSJustice for Ugly People "In Britain, of course, we would have less of a political hurdle to overcome, as our sturdy leader has been bred for stomping around the grounds of a manse in Kirkcaldy rather than insinuating himself round the luscious forms of sultry tango dancers."
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POPSRate Your Beer Yes, this is a real product - Budweiser + Clamato. Most of the testers were not pleased.
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POPSThe Latest Ten Commandments "Honour thy Environmental Protection Agency and thy Center for Disease Control: that thy days may be long on the land that they have given thee. "