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POPS21 Excuses for not Having Sex — You can’t stop thinking about all the stuff you have to do tomorrow, and what you really want to do is find a pencil and a piece of paper. — You have your teeth-whitening equipment in. — You are bloody tired. — You have hiccups. — He hasn’t shaved. — You think the heating might still be on. It is unbelievably hot. — It is too cold to risk the duvet moving at all.
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POPSJustice for Ugly People "In Britain, of course, we would have less of a political hurdle to overcome, as our sturdy leader has been bred for stomping around the grounds of a manse in Kirkcaldy rather than insinuating himself round the luscious forms of sultry tango dancers."
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POPSRate Your Beer Yes, this is a real product - Budweiser + Clamato. Most of the testers were not pleased.
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POPSThe Latest Ten Commandments "Honour thy Environmental Protection Agency and thy Center for Disease Control: that thy days may be long on the land that they have given thee. "