Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay


	Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

swampfoxz

3-20-2009 1:47 PM

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3-20-2009 3:21 PM

tanyamm

Some of those are so bad they're almost good.

3-20-2009 3:24 PM

swampfoxz

so true

3-20-2009 3:39 PM

JohnWaterman

I've seen these before and I really like many of them. Funny and imaginative. Some could almost have been written by Douglas Adams.

The politician was gone but unnoticed,
like the period after the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making
and breaking alliances like underpants in a drier without "Cling-Free."

Great!

3-20-2009 4:26 PM

swampfoxz

like underpants in a drier without "Cling-Free."

Damn that's funny.

3-21-2009 12:26 PM

Kelika

pretty descriptive!

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